Terrible news to America today: the Teleprompter of the United States has been kidnapped!!!
With the Democrat convention less than a year away, the White House is breathing a sigh of relief that the fake Greek columns weren’t also on the truck.
According to the story, the truck was later recovered. At this time, nothing about the teleprompter thief or thieves is known, other than that police are on the lookout for anybody who can’t stop saying “pass this jobs bill”…
I hope it wasn’t the Iranians or Palestinians, or Obama will negotiate to release thousands of terrorists for the promised return of his only friend in the world, the TOTUS.
Help the POTUS find his voice! He cannot use his magical unicorn powers of rhetoric to subvert the racist forces of reality and math to charm his followers and continue the reign of socialist paradise!! Please print the flyer below and paste it everywhere! Resist we much!!