The Sooper Guide to “White Hispanic” Skin Color for the Gringo Media!

It’s amazing the lengths of racebaiting that the Leftist Liberal News Media Industrial Complex will go to in order to re-elect their savior, Obama. They’re going so far as to call a Hispanic man “White Hispanic” in order to incite a race war! How tolerant and inclusive of them. Well, I thought I’d help them out and give them this easy to understand guide to classifying Hispanic skin colors! Enjoy gringos!

And if this offends you, you DEFINITELY don’t want to click HERE!!!

After you’re done figuring out what color you are on the scale, please take my RACEBAITING POLL!

RETWEET to help Reuters figure out identification by skin color:

 T-shirt available!!!


  • MAW


  • jackiestbird

    Thank you for the schooling! I will carry a copy everywhere I go!

  •  Awesome! Send it to every media outlet in America.

  • Biff

    What about sexual chocolate?

  • I am WEEPING. 

  • Love it!

  • Kimberly

    This made laugh so hard I sprayed coffee all over the monitor. Well done, amigo, well done. 

  • LOL.  Thanks for clearing that up!

  • I recently tried one of those Dorito tacos.  Tasted good, but made my fingers turn orange.  Had to wash my hands, since I have no desire to look like Speaker Boehner. 

    During my younger days, I watched some Speedy Gonzalez cartoons.  He is, after all, the fastest mouse in all Mexico.  (Be sure to pronounce the “x” like the German or Polish “ch”.)

  • I love this muchisimo!  In winter, I’m alabaster in honor of my gringo Daddy.  In summer, I’m warm beige to latte depending on how much sol I get in honor of my Mami.  🙂  

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  • This was a freaking awesome idea, Sooper!  Great job! 

  • Oh and guess what?  Zimmerman turns out to be a Reg. Democrat (last update at the bottom)
    http://drawandstrike.blogspot.com/2012/03/msnbcs-karen-finney-doubles-down-on.html AND Spike Lee tweeted the WRONG ADDRESS for Zimmerman: http://drawandstrike.blogspot.com/2012/03/nice-going-there-spike-lee-tweets-wrong.html 

    Liberal stupidity on parade! I LOVE IT! 

  • Jay

    Now thats a good one!

  • Love your site.  Love your snarkiness.  I love Latinos.  Since I couldn’t be one, I gave birth to one.  Viva Cuba!

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  • Brilliant!  Now can you reduce it to wallet size for my purse for easy reference? 

  • Love it!  -signed, Vanilla

  • akw

    LMBO!   Very good.   But, is there a name for us gringos who think we’re a gorgeous mocha when we’re really just vanilla? 

  • Johnmarzan

     lol @soopy. I love mestizas btw.

  • Yes, it’s called “boracho”.

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  • LOL…I love it. I’m more vanilla than anything else, but this is great!! Love the Boehner one too…lmaoo

  • Oleander01

    I love this!  Maybe the lib media could use a similar chart to help them describe African-Americans who aren’t “black enough”.

  • akw

     LOL!  OK

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  • Muchas gracias for this!  I have reposted it over at The Digital Hairshirt because who knows where the mainstream media pulls their facts, I mean, besides from their rectums.

  • classic.

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  • 46th president?

  • Yeah unfortunately I first posted this when we still thought Romney had a chance…

  • Soylent Green

    Awesome scale, Supe.
    I’m somewhere in the Cheech beige range, except in summer when I burn and peel like most Scots-Irish whiskey heads. Maybe I should buy one of those Honky Cracker Hoodies I saw the pop-up ad for.

  • Hysterical!

  • Curious

    Hispanics are descended from Spaniards, that is, white Europeans, and Latino is not a race. It’s like saying North American. My whole family is made up of “white Hispanics”! Sooper, I am whiter than “vanilla” and I’m a native Spanish speaker and first generation American. My brother is more cappuccino, however.

  • Dandee

    Lol Boehner

  • Stranded in Sonoma

    When I was 10 years old, I would have tanning contests with my Latino brother-in-law. We would both end up with the same skin color shade. So, does that make me a fair weather, Golden Tan, Latino?

    Also, you forgot one on the very top. Lily. As in lily-white. That would be me in the winter. So I guess I’m a Lily-White Golden Tan Fair Weather Latino American of Irish Descent Caucasian with Hispanic skin tendencies.

    Or I’m just a white guy.

  • Bet that changes right quick since they educated them on how RACIST Democraps are.

  • What about Charlie Crist?

  • Terra Magnum Imperium
  • henrybowman

    Oh oh. I knew putting Bush at the top would screw up some curve.

  • Robert Eatshitanddie

    Every last, lowlife spick needs to be steel-toe booted back to their filthy, taco-bending motherland. These disease carrying cockroaches think they’re owed something. This is the only “race” (more like a species) on earth that expects to just get into a country without utilizing the proper channels. Well almost the only one. Oh I’m sorry, your country sucks? How is that our problem? Try standing up for yourselves and fixing your own sh*t-hole Mexican’t toilet bowl instead of invading other lands. What a farce. Be a hero! Kill a spick today.

  • Ming the Merciless

    Ha! Ha! funny chart…I’m the vanilla on the reservation while the wife is cappucino…however, on their trap lines, most indians here are espresso in the face but vanilla under the collar…and that’s how the cookie crumble!

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  • Death defeater

    Im warm beige…..Woohoo…..Not too light and not too dark….Just a white guy whose warm beige…lol

  • Andy Welch

    If you make the correction I’ll buy your Tee

  • Which correction? The Marco Rubio one?

  • gacl

    Ted Cruz is very white. That is silly to put him on the dark end of that chart.

  • Bill Aggins

    Al Pacino and Rubio and Cruz all have the same skin color. The fact you have Pacino way up there and Rubio way down is completely idiotic, especially since Rubio- like most Cuban-Americans- is entirely descended from Spaniards who immigrated to Cuba during the late 1800s. In addition the movie “Scarface” was a remake of a movie from the 1930s in which an English-American played an Italian mobster.

    White Hispanics are white people from Latin America. Hispanic is not a race and never has been. This is not hard to understand- the concept of race exists in most Latin American countries. Mexico is one of the few exceptions, and even there the 15% of the population which is indigenous rejects the attempts of Mexican society to mix their unique race and culture out of existence. It sounds like you’re trying to use your own Mexican cultural imperialism to enforce Mexico’s non-racial system on the other 350 million Hispanics worldwide.

  • Kim John Markel

    This is still hilarious and clever!