Christmas Eve Campaigning? Half Nude Woman Waves Obama Flag in Busy Fayettvile Intersection

I don’t even know what to say about this:

Those cops always have the best quips:

Maybe naked lady knows something about a third term we don’t?!
You read it here first…

  • Taxin\’ the britches off \’em, he is.

  • Smitty, I didunn no joo have a bri\’ish accent, mang! Blimey!!