BEHOLD THE GUMOPLE!!!

I figured out how Meet the Press’ David Gregory was able to get away with maliciously waiving an illegal high capacity magazine on tv… it’s because that is the famed and legendary “Gun Magazine of Perpetual Legality!!!”

Yes, that’s right, first discovered in 230 AD, once considered to only exist in the hoary fog of ancient lore, the Gun Magazine of Perpetual Legality, or GUMOPLE, allows the bearer to ignore all laws of man and God, and wave whatever he wants on national television…

The mystery is solved!!!

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