Politicians

CHOOM ALERT!! Did President Mompants Light Up a Joint Before Recording Kenyan Video?

Hey man, ain’t no shame in your game, playa!!! Light it up! You earned it!!

No, seriously, those are some seriously bloodshot eyes.

Exclusive video of Obama prepping for his address:

In his address to the citizens of Kenya, Prezzy Choom actually chides them about being too “tribal” and “ethnic”…. don’t believe me? Check it out! [at 2:00 mark]