Politics

Surprise Scandalpalooza Special Prosecutor Named – Samuel L. Jackson?!


After weeks of stonewalling, the Obama administration has finally bowed to overwhelming public and media clamor, and decided to name a special prosecutor to investigate all the 57 scandals involved in Scandalpalooza. When the first pop star president suggested they do something “hip” like allow the interwebz and twitter choose who it is, American Idol style, calamity struck!!!

Thus we bring you, Samuel L. Jackson… Special Prosecutor!!!

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[uncensored version available if there’s enough public clamor for it!]