There are many ways to measure your success on Twitter. Even though, that in itself, should be an oxymoron.
I like to measure my success with how many computer keyboards I’ve ruined by making conservatives laugh so loud they spill milk, water, soda, or other liquids. Two points if it’s an alcoholic drink.
@SooperMexican Hahahahahahaha, you owe me a new keyboard, man… I spilled my coffee all over the place. Is he for real???
— Ali A. B. (@Eldelbutano) June 13, 2012
.@SooperMexican Dammit I spit my food out at that Nancy Pelosi reply.
— Scott(@ScottyE_FL) June 6, 2012
@SooperMexican You almost made me spill my drink! Almost… lol
— Phylis (@PhyIis) June 6, 2012
— Lady Liberty 1885 (@LadyLiberty1885) June 14, 2012
GAH! So close!!
@SooperMexican Hilarious.Almost coughed up my drink.
— Riley Secrist (@RileySecrist) June 23, 2012
@SooperMexicanjust made me spit coke (the drink not the obama kind) all over my laptop…lol classic!!!
— Rob M (@BEARS_FAN_4_LYF) June 27, 2012
SCORE TWO OF THE NIGHT!!!
@soopermexican I just spewed drink all over my screen. Dude!
— Samijk (@SamiJK) June 27, 2012
All over the desk! Wow!
— Joel Palmer (@PoliticalLogic) June 27, 2012
Close enough – half point!!!
— Yoenis Cespedes (@AppFlyer) July 7, 2012
Another Close One! Half Point!
@SooperMexican Coffee spat out on dat one.Ha.
— Kraig Ehm (@kraigehm) July 27, 2012
Another half point?
@soopermexican HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made me squirt coffee out of my nose.
— steve baze (@stevebaze) August 16, 2012
Out the Nose! Sweet!
@SooperMexican Coke spit out my nose burns!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
— SHIRLEY (@RAMSEYHOUSE) September 3, 2012
Mwuahaha! 1 point!
— Mike McIntyre (@mcintyremike) September 18, 2012
"You have very lawyerly cheekbones…" @SooperMexican Okay, that made me spew my coffee lol!
— PatLynnFor (@PatLynnFor) September 24, 2012
Diversity Spit Win!
@SooperMexican OMG! Good one! LMAO and spit taco
— Ladybird Eagle (@AGroenig) September 29, 2012
So many points…
— Mike McIntyre (@mcintyremike) October 16, 2012
@SooperMexican LOL choked. On . Coffee.
— Harry Larris (@HarryLarris) October 19, 2012
@SooperMexican You made me spit Coke on my monitor…
— Minister of War (@ArmedAndPolite) May 28, 2014