There are many ways to measure your success on Twitter. Even though, that in itself, should be an oxymoron.

I like to measure my success with how many computer keyboards I’ve ruined by making conservatives laugh so loud they spill milk, water, soda, or other liquids. Two points if it’s an alcoholic drink.

 

 

2 points!!!

 

 

GAH! So close!!

 

SCORE!!!!

SCORE TWO OF THE NIGHT!!!

All over the desk! Wow!

Close enough – half point!!!

Another Close One! Half Point!

Another half point?

Out the Nose! Sweet!

Mwuahaha! 1 point!

MEXCELLENT!!

Diversity Spit Win!

So many points…

So Winning!

BOOM!!!

 
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