McDonald’s New Mascot Is Seriously Creeping Out The Internet
McDonald’s revealed its new mascot on Twitter, and the internet almost unanimously cringed at the weird creepiness of the anthropomorphized Happy Meal character:
Say hello to our newest friend, Happy! http://t.co/CuR3hU8Chj #HappyMeal pic.twitter.com/xgluLaHfcY
— McDonald's (@McDonalds) May 19, 2014
Seriously – doesn’t it have that crazed look in it’s eyes like it might be on bathsalts, or even krokodil, and it might seize upon your flesh and munch on your eyeballs at any second? Maybe it’s just me. And these people:
Jesus christ I’m going to have nightmares about the new McDonald’s mascot. http://t.co/aF223xkZ4C
— Josh Helfferich (@JoshHelfferich) May 20, 2014
The only thing creepier than McDonalds new Happy Meal Mascot is the food inside the box.
— Michael Frisbie (@PastorFrisbie) May 20, 2014
Wtf @ McDonalds new mascot
— Arlena Crawford (@arlenaaaa) May 20, 2014
I wonder if the McDonalds execs were drunk when they selected their new mascot. WTF is that thing! Kill it with fire!
— joped (@joped) May 20, 2014
The new McDonald's mascot is scary enough to make your kid eat vegetables. pic.twitter.com/2cjUM4os7H
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) May 20, 2014
Introducing the new McDonald's mascot, "Happy" I badly wanted to believe this was a hoax. pic.twitter.com/YNZdx4n9FW
— azwan a. adkins (@saintnicotine) May 20, 2014
My Seven-Year Old Jaina Sees the New @McDonalds Mascot: "I don't want another Happy Meal Until that thing is gone!"
— John Tague (@TheShadesAT) May 20, 2014
Hey @McDonalds is that Gary Busey?
— Ian (@muddymudskipper) May 19, 2014
Not sure about this new @McDonalds mascot. pic.twitter.com/kPQQFvJ3O1
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) May 20, 2014
On the bright side, the creepy mascot might be able to scare off the idiotic union protesters out front of your local McDonalds. Or at least haunt their dreams.