BREAKING: They’re Dropping Like Lying Flies!! Jay Carney Out as Press Secretary
Jay Carney can’t take the pressure anymore! Deputy Press Secretary Josh Earnest will take over for the lying liar in charge of lying lies for the liar-in-chief. Congratulations! Here’s some people on Twitter saying funny things:
Jay Carney’s replacement, Josh Earnest, has been a Special Assistant to the president, Deputy Press Secretary, and was a Press Secretary for President Obama’s re-election campaign.