This Picture Nancy Pelosi Just Posted Will Probably Make You Permanently Celibate

Sometimes I report the news. Mostly I just make fun of liberals. Here’s one horrific attempt by Nancy Pelosi to blind Americans:

Then the photoshops and memes came:

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go gouge my eyes out.

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