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Mike Pence Does A Horrific Thing… And Scapegoats A Hispanic Guy For It!!

That scourge of Indiana politics and second in line to the presidency, Mike Pence, showed what a bleak dystopian future we’re in for if ever our fortunes fall so low as to have him ascend to the Oval Office.

This dude seriously touched a thing at NASA that says SPECIFICALLY do not touch!!!

Wow.

This is exactly the kind of totalitarian reckless hubris that the founders warned us against, and here is Mike Pence just brazenly… doing it.

AND THEN! AND THEN!!! He BLAMES MARCO RUBIO!!

DUDE.

From the official Vice President Twitter account!! His nefarious chicanery will be emblazoned in the historical archives for all our horrified posterity to gawk at.

Terrible.

This is quite possibly the worst thing Mike Pence has ever done in his long history of committing horrors against museum sign commands, and I, for one, am sad that our Republic has been brought so low. I blame Trump.

Shame.

[h/t: tiny korean kid-transporting bird-tender]

UPDATE:

C’mon Marco leave the guy alone.

  • Bart

    I think they were kidding with each other.