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Sean Hannity says Mueller can spark the WORST Civil War in America’s HISTORY!!

Sean Hannity said on his radio program that America is on the brink of the greatest civil war in our entire history, and Mueller has his hand on the big red button!! But he doesn’t mean a violent civil war, he means throwing mashed potatoes at each other.

From Mediaite:

During his radio program this afternoon, Hannity warned listeners that a “civil war” could tear this country apart if Special Counsel Robert Mueller decides to go after Trump.

“This country is headed towards a civil war in terms of two sides that are just hating each other and if Robert Mueller wants, there’s a big red button in the middle of the table,” he exclaimed. “And if Robert Mueller is so pompous and so arrogant and so power hungry and so corrupt that he’s going to hit the red button and he’s going to ignite a battle that we’ve not seen in this country before.”

Hannity continued, “You think it’s, and I’m not talking about a war, I’m talking about, in terms of, there’s going to be two sides of this that are fighting and dividing this country at a level we’ve never seen and you’re going to basically have two sides in America, those that stand for truth and those that literally buy into the corrupt Deep State attacks against a duly elected president and that’s what it’s going to be.”

Hannity got upset that Mediate didn’t include his line about mashed potatoes:

So, it will be “a battle that we’ve not seen in this country before,” but he means mashed potatoes being thrown. Man, those sound like some nasty potatoes if they’re worse than the Civil War, the Revolutionary War, World War I and the sequel, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, and the Iraq and Afghanistan wars!!! Does Hannity have a mashed potato phobia or something?

In any case, he doesn’t include the option that Mueller might actually have some evidence against Trump – if he does have something, then I doubt mashed potatoes will be thrown. If he has NO evidence and indicts him anyway, then it’ll be mashed potato nuke time, baby.

What is actually happening here is obvious – dimwit Hannity wants to serve some zombie red meat to his equally dim-witted audience, so he shrieks about a civil war. Then he realizes that can be taken to advocate violence, so he tries to walk it back. What we end up with a classic Hannity crap-sandwich – a statement of steamy crap in between two slices of crap.