SooperPodcast #412! Nary a bimbo cape thief and whatnot!

THIS WEEK we don’t talk about the boring coronavirus yet again! WOW!! Instead we have another Mattless podcast, we are BEYOND MATT but not beyond Jess, who IS on the podcast. She explains why she is a thief, and then we explain why Matt is not there. Also I talk about Bimbos. Then I tell a story about sounding stupid in front of a dental assistant. ALSO we make fun of a scam, ALSO Matt is not pooping in a bucket no matter what he tweets, ALSO a new edition of Name! That! Statistic! ALSO a charming story about how my truck shot out gas for some reason, ALSO how the RNC stacked up to the DNC, and what did #Tcot stand for anyway?! WOW! What a great podcast you have to go listen now!!

ALSO!! DON’T MISS the great great list of Podcast listener nuts!! They’re all here, mostly!!!

ALSO!! We now have a patreon – so you have to PAY to listen to the extra podcast, suckers!! HAHAHAHAH!!! Go there and give us money. We entertain you.

BUT Patreon members only get early access to the extras – you can go to the page right now and listen to extras from the prior podcasts!! WOW!!!

Like… the ORIGIN OF REBAR-FACE!!!!

AND… the GREAT GRATE KATCHUP DEBATE!! This is a good one.