Trump said he had damaging info on the Democrats that he would release at the right time – here’s why he hasn’t done it yet

Well here we are. It’s two days after the election and we have no clear winner. And we were told over and over that Trump had the evidence to prove that the Democrats were evil traitors who were lying and abusing the system to cheat the president out of his rightful power to straighten the government.

In fact, Trump said himself that he knew about the secret confidential government information that would bury the Democrats, he said it way back in NOVEMBER OF 2018!!! Here’s what he said:

In a wide-ranging, exclusive interview with The Post, President Trump said Wednesday that if House Democrats launched probes into his administration — which he called “presidential harassment” — they’d pay a heavy price.

“If they go down the presidential harassment track, if they want go and harass the president and the administration, I think that would be the best thing that would happen to me. I’m a counter-puncher and I will hit them so hard they’d never been hit like that,” he said during a 36-minute Oval Office sitdown.

The commander-in-chief said he could declassify FISA warrant applications and other documents from Robert Mueller’s probe — and predicted the disclosure would expose the FBI, the Justice Department and the Clinton campaign as being in cahoots to set him up.

“I think that would help my campaign. If they want to play tough, I will do it. They will see how devastating those pages are.”

WOW. Those are insane accusations. If he did that, he would be able to lock people up. And he would win his re-election campaign with no problem at all because all of his accusers would be behind jail. And as president, he HAS THE POWER TO REVEAL ANY INFORMATION AT ALL THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS!!

In fact, there’s an entire conspiracy theory built around the hope that he would do this exact thing and send all our treacherous enemies to prison!!!

But it didn’t happen. Damn. Why didn’t it happen?

El presidente promised that if they harassed him, he would EXPOSE the massive conspiracy at just the right time!!!

But Trump told The Post he wanted to save the documents until they were needed.

“It’s much more powerful if I do it then,” Trump said, “because if we had done it already, it would already be yesterday’s news.”

Oh right. Yesterday’s news.

You mean, like… two days ago. When the election was conducted? Maybe that would have been the best time do it?

But he didn’t. Why didn’t he do it?!?

I have the only reasonable answer for you.

Because he lied.

That’s it.

He lied. 

And Republicans and conservatives have swallowed this stupid lie and regurgitated it for more than two years only for Trump to pull the football from underneath their kicking foot.

Maybe we should stop putting all our faith into fallible earthly leaders and instead believe in our own power to make our lives better, and believe in God to help us make our lives more satisfying and happy. Maybe. 

Eh… screw that it’s easier to believe that JFK Jr. is coming back from the dead to arrest Obama and send all our satanic enemies Guantanamo Bay for a thousand years….