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Hinchey and Castro: A Love Story

Another ode to Maurice Hinchey, may he rest in unemployment soon.

For those unfamiliar with the moron, he’s the current representative for New York district 22. He’s up against a very stalwart conservative candidate, George Phillips.

George Phillips is a believer in traditional conservative values of America – Support him today!!!

Here are some of Maurice Hinchey’s greatest hits:

1)  He thinks that George Bush purposely let Osama Bin Laden escape so that he could murder Iraqis!

2) He used pictures of his visits to Cuba to meet with Castro as campaign material – he seriously thought this would HELP him get elected!!

3) He advocated the gov’t illegally seizing oil companies – maybe a tip he heard from his buddy Castro?

4) He voted AGAINST sanctions on Iran to persuade them to stop developing nukes and destabilizing the Middle East!

And if his political platform doesn’t offend you -there are the corruption accusations…

Because of the years of self-imposed slavery, the people of New York have allowed Maurice Hinchey to amass name recognition and a lot of money behind him. This was considered a safe seat for the Democrats until George Phillips, the Republican contender raised more money in the first quarter.

George Phillips is a believer in traditional conservative values of America – Support him today!!!