Prince Andrew is FILTHY DIRTY with CORRUPTION!

Click on the link previous, and also, HERE to see how he left the HUD, Housing and Urban Dept., in shambles,

HERE to see how he helped cause the SUBPRIME MORTGAGE CRISIS,

HERE to read how Cuomo is for SALE to the highest bidder,

and HERE to read how he’s been bought off before, and probably will be again.

Prince Andrew "Quid Pro Cuomo"

Want to do something about it?!



Don’t just vote for him – to beat the Quid Pro Cuomo Machine, we have to volunteer, donate money, and convince everyone we know to be as angry as Carl and VOTE PALADINO!!!

Hinchey and Castro: A Love Story

Another ode to Maurice Hinchey, may he rest in unemployment soon.

For those unfamiliar with the moron, he’s the current representative for New York district 22. He’s up against a very stalwart conservative candidate, George Phillips.

George Phillips is a believer in traditional conservative values of America – Support him today!!!

Here are some of Maurice Hinchey’s greatest hits:

1)  He thinks that George Bush purposely let Osama Bin Laden escape so that he could murder Iraqis!

2) He used pictures of his visits to Cuba to meet with Castro as campaign material – he seriously thought this would HELP him get elected!!

3) He advocated the gov’t illegally seizing oil companies – maybe a tip he heard from his buddy Castro?

4) He voted AGAINST sanctions on Iran to persuade them to stop developing nukes and destabilizing the Middle East!

And if his political platform doesn’t offend you -there are the corruption accusations…

Because of the years of self-imposed slavery, the people of New York have allowed Maurice Hinchey to amass name recognition and a lot of money behind him. This was considered a safe seat for the Democrats until George Phillips, the Republican contender raised more money in the first quarter.

George Phillips is a believer in traditional conservative values of America – Support him today!!!

Prince Andrew ORDERS you to vote for him!

How is this year’s election’s choices anywhere NEAR a real choice for people? The Democrats are dragging out old flea-bitten socialist dregs, and monarchical entitled legacies while the GOP and TeaParty brings out dynamic, fresh, outspoken, fearless critics of the crippling political establishment.

One such monarch is the Cuomo succession – “Prince Andrew” demands your vote just because his father held his egotistical reign over New York. He also cheated money out of his constituents, doesn’t do his job, flip flops on reform he called for, turns his back on minorities, while taking their support for granted, and suspiciously got paid $1.2 million by a crooked real estate developer.

Even disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer calls him the “dirtiest, nastiest” politician… and that’s saying something, coming from him!

AND, he’s afraid to debate Paladino. He knows the man with a bat from buffalo will mop the floor with this elitist, prissy tyrant.

Quid Pro Cuomo is a crook!!!

Birth of a NeoSocialist Movement – the TEAT PARTY!

The leftist socialist commie hippy bastards struck back at the teaparty today! The result was so pathetic, it only emboldened my belief that our conservative candidates will destroy the left this November.

While tweeting my sarcastic bon mots (I had to look up what that means..) a fellow tweeter made the most brilliant observation – he said, we could call the  one nation crew the “Teat Party.”

After praising the wit, I determined to draw this cartoon… I had a sandwich first, but after that, I finished it! Here it is!!!

I do hope they use my drawing as a logo for their emerging and very important grassroots movement. Nothing is more important than demanding more entitlement spending from the government – not fighting against those who vow to destroy us, not defending our allies from nuclear-armed madmen, not keeping the economic engine of the world from bankrupting, NO! Nothing is more important than the hope that pot-smoking degenerate fornicating hippies from the sixties get more handouts, and that the character of America’s children is so diminished that they too, in time, are begging for welfare.

Praise Obama!!

special thanks to VTConservative1 on twitter for providing my inspiration!!


Many thanks to all the wonderful conservative friends who have complimented my cartoon! I even had someone request a t-shirt version, so I thought I’d give everyone a chance to buy it.

If you’d like a revision, let me know! I’m more than willing to do some customization of the image.. thanks again!!

If you liked this cartoon, you’ll also love “the Average Occupy Protester!”



Four years later it looks like the image is floating around without my logo. If you see it around, please let them know to credit me and use the image with my logo on it:

Thanks for your help!

When Glorillas Attack!!

The political assault on Meg Whitman (AKA housekeepergate) is one of the most cynical and transparent stunts in modern political history. Does Gloria Allred really care about Nicky as we are all led to believe? I doubt it very much. She saw Nicky as the best wedge between the GOP and the Hispanic vote in California, and seized upon her like a jackal on a small woodland animal. Does it matter that Nicky illegally forged documents in order to get a job that pays almost than three times the CA minimum wage, and much more than most Americans get paid? No.

What matters to the Glorilla is that, in her own words, Meg is rich and powerful. So she must be in the wrong – the assumption of the Left is that no matter what sins or crimes someone commits, their guilt or innocence depends on their socio-economic status and skin color.

That’s just the conclusion you can make from Allred’s own statements. Does anyone really believe that she cares about Nicky or is she just a stepping stone on the way to securing a Brown governorship (pun intended), and defeating the hated conservative? I am willing to put money on the prediction that once this election is all over, we’ll never hear about Nicky again – she’s just a tool to be used by the Left…

Further – given that Meg did nothing legally wrong, and that the supposed “smoking gun” letter the Glorilla produced actually gives more cause to Meg’s argument, this stunt shows what the Democrats really believe about Hispanics. They think we’re too stupid to follow a line of reasoning that might lead to the innocence of a conservative. They truly think that we care more about identifying with a false victim than the rule of law. If they didn’t, they would not have even attempted this laughably idiotic strategem.

I hope they’re wrong.

Another observation to be made is the conniving nature of Nicky in the matter – just where did that letter come from? Was she holding on to this evidence for 6 years in order to someday use it against her employer? Why else would she have held onto it? If she’s already illegal, then the document would not help her cause at all unless it was intended to be used as some sort of blackmail against her employer,  whom she now acts as if she loved and was betrayed by.

Nicky says she was treated horribly by Meg for nine years, and in the next breath says she was shocked, shocked I tell you, to have been fired and treated “as if [she] was not a human being”. Truly, she has read up on her socialism, as she betrays the very progressive (and not very Mexican) ideal that the employee is entitled to a job. That aside – why was she so surprised to have been supposedly misused after nine years of mistreatment? This story smells worse than Mexican cheese (but doesn’t taste as good).

There are signs that the American public isn’t buying into this kind of political thuggery and bullying anymore. The race-card is losing it’s power, and the class warfare tactics fail in the face of very obvious problems eroding American prosperity through over-spending and over-taxing.

Let’s hope my Latino homies are on board with what the rest of America is seeing past…

(almost forgot! While I came up with the “Glorilla” nickname for Gloria, the “Glorilla Attack” title was a clever response from  tjking on Twitter)

2010 Voters: Make Reagan Proud!

I enjoyed drawing that Paper-Paladino so much,  I thought I would do the same for my favorite modern politician, the inimitable Ronald Reagan….

here’s a thumbnail:

and HERE is the file (<==click on the link) if you’d like to download it and make your own PapeReagan!!

If you do, please let me know, take a picture of where you’re displaying him, and send it to me! I’d love to see it!



we won the 2010 election.