No, “Obingo” is not what you call Obama when you’re treating him like a dog, it’s what we play when he gives another speech and we can’t bear listening to him sober!
Print out the OBINGO playcard, and whenever he says one of the squares, mark it out, or take a shot! When you complete a row or column, yell, “I’ve won the future!” and take a HUGE slog of drink!
Or, just drink to your heart’s content and use the OBINGO card to wipe your face afterwards!
special thanks to Prudence Paine for the writing assist!