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The Rules of GOP Primary Internecine Warfare

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The bloody implosion of the GOP continues as we wade through the foetid river of blood and burnt flesh from our erstwhile friends. From the banks we hear the laughter and mockery of our liberal enemy, and as we swing wildly our swords, hacking each other mercilessly, we stare at the filthy socialists. And we will fight until one camp conquers the others. Then we will direct our vicious onslaught towards the true adversary…

So anyway! That’s fun. I’ve noticed that while I’ve tried to be somewhat reasonable about who I attack and how, not everyone is following the same rules. So let’s call this the SooperMexican Geneva Convention of the Rules of Internecine Warfare. That’s right.. the… SGCotRoIW. That seems long. Ok, get rid of the articles. SGCRIW. Let’s roll…

THE RULES OF THE SOOPERMEXICAN GENEVA CONVENTION OF GOP PRIMARY INTERNECINE WARFARE

In the form of tweets. Because these days, everything is.

ARTICLE ONE: Do not be a crazed rabid supporter of any candidate.

Definitions:

Ok Ok.. that last one was more of a personal vendetta against Ann Coulter.. still.. it applies!

SO, if you spot ANYONE being an idiot zombie supporter of any candidate, immediately, and kindly, remind them that they are in violation of the SooperGeneva Convention of Internecine Primary Warfare. If they persist, immediately, and kindly, institute a citizen’s arrest (or illegal aliens’ arrest, if you are not sufficiently documented), and march them to your nearest FEMA camp.. Don’t worry, Alex Jones will save them all.