Jose Canseco’s Global Warming Roid Rage
Oh Jose! You were a hero to a younger version of myself – a hopeful little latino who didn’t understand the differences between Mexicans and Cubans! I proudly bragged about owning your rookie baseball card to my friends [not the real one, the expansion one – we were poor latinos!].
And oh, how the mighty hath fallen.
Jose Canseco went on a tear about global warming tonight.. I just had to record the craziness:
clowns if you dont stop your mass consumption we will have no polar bears soon need to recycle or else no more bears
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— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
Yeah you guys are such clowns! POLAR BEAR MURDERING CLOWNS!! I think he’s just sleep-tweeting a nightmare? Lay off the late night snacks, Chuey*.
how do we stop global warming — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
An enormous baseball bat to beat all the CO2 out of the atmosphere. We’re gonna need a lot of steroids to lift that bat, Jose, for the polar bears! Where can we get some? Does Mark McGwire have a twitter?
reduce reuse recycle morons class in session i complete you of to practice for my playboy celebrity golf tournament
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— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
Grammar and spelling are inconvenient truths for Jose Canseco.
1 more stop global warming tip .turn your home heat all off at nite .saves $ an energy and lowers your body temp so u will live 20% longer 00 — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
People with lower body temperature live longer?! I wonder if people with lower IQ live longer, because Chuey here might be a highlander!
flanel pajamas morons share body heat like the pioneers did even in snow 00 — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
The average person didn’t live very long in the pioneer age for just this reason… but maybe the lower body temperature will counteract our early deaths? I hope Canseco is better with a calculator than he is with a keyboard…
hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
I wonder if Jose Canseco’s “hole family” sleeps in flannel pajamas in the snow while he’s out gallivanting at the playboy celebrity golf tourney? And I’m sure he rode his bike all the way out there, right? Right.
al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
Uhm. Yeah. We all miss. Al Gore.
sorry al you need to make some more noise .Keep fighting for us i believe in your and i am with you
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
Paging Al Gore, Al Gore – you’re not being loud enough for Jose Canseco, noted Global Warming scientist to hear your lamentations for his loving Gaia.
Sigh. Is this all twitter is for? To show me what idiots my childhood heroes have become?
Yes. Yes it is.
Pay polar bears to eat all the CO2 out of the atmosphere. Also, steroids. Lots of steroids RT @JoseCanseco: how do we stop global warming
— el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) March 29, 2012
*GringoTranslate: “Chuey” in Spanish is short for Jose. Don’t ask me why, as it’s technically a character longer. It just IS.
