Foreign Policy

Remembering Obama’s Humiliating 2011 Visit to Britain

The press is absolutely delighted with any tiny mistake Mitt Romney might make while visiting England for the Olympics. Think they’ll harken back to the time when President Dog-Eater humiliated himself and America with his gaffe-a-minute visit to the “sceptered isle?” Yeah, I doubt it…

Don’t worry gringos, I got your back:

1) What year is this again?!

While visiting Westminster Abbey, Obama went to sign in at the guestbook. He actually was confused about what year it was and asked the Dean of Westminster to remind him. Seriously. Your president doesn’t know what year he’s in.

Then, after having been told it was the year 2011, President Einstein writes in 2008. I’m not joking.

It kinda looks like the moron wrote a “3”, realized his mistake, and said “aw screw it” and made it an “8.” Or maybe he thinks it’s 20013. What the hell, there’s 57 states in the union, why not?

2) The BEAST gets stuck

While trying to make his getaway from the US Embassy in Dublin, Ireland, Obama’s limousine nicknamed “the Beast” bottomed out, and got stuck on a ramp. The  attending audience had a hearty laugh at America’s expense, with one guy yelling, “need a push?!”

Apparently the limo was a tad too heavy to clear the exit. Maybe Michelle needs to take some of her own advice to eat a little healthier? Watch the video here.

3) Obama humiliates America and himself by screwing up a toast

Far and away, the most cringe-inducing bumbling by Obama was the humiliating scene he caused while trying to toast the  Queen. He starts off strong, letting everyone know to get up for a toast, but the protocol calls for the toaster to pause and let the band play their national anthem.

Instead, Mr. Spotlight decided to railroad through the music. He seemed to lose steam towards the end, whereupon the Queen smiled awkwardly at him, and the entire dinner party waited in silence for the anthem to finish. Obama then stupidly put down his drink and held his hands.

Good job, genius:

But hey, that’s not nearly as bad as Mitt Romney, who has run the Olympics, commenting on how London is running the Olympics right? I mean, after 3 and a half years of president genius remarking on and making decisions on all sorts of things he knows nothing about, experienced wisdom is stupid…