Why Are Conservative Twitterers Hating the SOOPER?!?!
You might be wondering why your friendly neighborhood Sooper Conservative Mexican was at the receiving end of an unholy onslaught of conservative ire. Well let me tell you.
It all started like this….
I heard the story that Ann Romney’s plane had filled with smoke and had to make an emergency stop. I retweeted this story and then found out that she was ok. So then I thought to look for liberal hatred, knowing there’d be a lot of it… I found this:
RT @michaelwampler: Today is the day I learn that I truly don't care if Ann Romney dies in a plane crash or not. Sorry I'm not sorry.
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 21, 2012
[note the link is gray, because the tweet has been deleted]
I wanted to let my fellow conservatives on twitter know that idiot liberals were tweeting terrible things about Ann Romney, so I retweeted it… unfortunately, I forgot to make clear that I DIDN’T ENDORSE THE TWEET.
Then Twitchy reposted my tweet, because that filthy liberal deleted his original.
Then the friendly fire started coming in.
People didn’t realize I wasn’t endorsing, they just assumed I was.. so this is what I get!!!
@SooperMexican You disgusting inhuman, maybe it will be you next and you won't be so lucky. I hope.
— Leon Nicholas Kalas (@leonkalas) September 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/sloan_bob/status/249263794830852096
http://twitter.com/festivas/statuses/249261340496105472
https://twitter.com/Suegio5/status/249291580551356416
@michellemalkin @soopermexican You are the reason people can't stand liberals, and you're not helping the feelings for Mexicans much either.
— Kathy (@lsbkkb) September 21, 2012
damn dude. calmate! RT @BBublich ,oh a welfare mexican that doesn't like hard working american.so when chavez comes to take u home .
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican; hey butterfingers, u gay
— Jose Andres Ramirez (@jose3army) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican Let me guess u r a foul minded despicable lib.
— Peggy Cilano (@Jim1wife) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican You must have a really shitty life. Thankyou tho for showing to the world your non-existent I.Q.
— ShowMe Girl (@iowagirl4evah) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican @michaelwampler @juliagulia614 .you should bury your head in shame and go live with the "animals"in Mexico.
— chris mazzarelli (@chrismazzsr) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican You should see a specialist. Today we learned you are a sick puppy.
— Anne Thompson (@CaptiveRose) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican you are a freaking moron. maybe you be lucky enough to die on your way home today
— Placidio Rivera (@DutyBoundTV) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican @michaelwampler and classless comments like that insures none of us care about entitlements for you – #AltarOfDhimmitude.
— robertluster (@robertluster) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican World would have been better if you were ABORTED GTH you scumbag
— Barbosa (@PiratesLife4All) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican funny you say that…no one on here cares if you eat shit and die either 😉
— James Y (@jimmyjames5577) September 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/tommyBlue4/status/249259579085565952
https://twitter.com/ljvinson48/status/249259656818593793
It even went international!!
@SooperMexican Spero che tu mancire all'inferno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— jimmy edwards (@mongo207) September 21, 2012
After about an hour of defending myself, and asking the team at Twitchy.com to help me out, finally, I get some backup:
Hey tweeps – @SooperMexican was EXPOSING lib H8 against Ann Romney. Send him your THANKS! #readingisfundamental
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 21, 2012
EVEN AFTER MICHELLE MALKIN COMES TO MY RESCUE IT CONTINUES!
@michellemalkin @SooperMexican You have no heart SooperMexican. I am very glad the plane landed safe and no harm came to any of them.
— Coleen Trusley (@coleenft) September 21, 2012
@michellemalkin @SooperMexican I saw the scurrilous post.Total waste of a human being. But he's getting off on the attention we're paying it
— SKV™ (@STSTWO) September 21, 2012
And of course… because we’re talking about my followers here, there came out the jokers!
When he tweets I look away. Won't give satisfaction by an unfollow. heh! RT @trscoop: When does the boycott of @Soopermexican start?
— Kirk Hall (@kirkahall) September 21, 2012
@SooperMexican why do you hate 'Merica? 😛
— Anna (@AnnaGDM) September 21, 2012
This is my favorite tender moment between Ann and @soopermexican twitter.com/SaintRPh/statu…
— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) September 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/amish1979/status/249287583723552769 https://twitter.com/dahlhalla/status/249288417245024256
my favorite @soopermexican momenttwitpic.com/ax0u5m — Right Scoop (@trscoop) September 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/Pres_Camacho/status/249290906665095168
I still like @SooperMexican even though he hates freedom #stillanokayguy
— jack tinker (@jacktink) September 21, 2012
Hey Twitter! Lay off @SooperMexican . Don't make me come over there! #StupidGringos
— LisaS (@lisa1219) September 21, 2012
He's not evil, he's just misunderstood —> @SooperMexican
— MirCat (@TRMirCat) September 21, 2012
I don't feel bad for @SooperMexican. This is obviously a direct effect of his inability to communicate in Americanese.
— Wes (@FTWes) September 21, 2012
https://twitter.com/DooperMexican/status/249297330652737536
. @SooperMexican <— ate a dog. That he bought at the MexiDogMart. With foodstamps. Liberal scum. @DooperMexican
— KeepCalmAndDrawl (@FormerDeminTX) September 22, 2012
@SooperMexican tried to h8 me once. Once.
— JW Paine (@PirateBallerina) September 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/rosierk23/statuses/249303459789148160
https://twitter.com/trscoop/statuses/249305128153276416
@SooperMexican U should be ashamed Sooooper for what U said. Also for over 8% unemployment & New Kids On The Block being a thing #SHAME
— Not So Cold In The D (@irishduke2) September 22, 2012
Probably the most hilarious response was from John Grace of the Damaged Hearing podcast – I about died reading his tweets:
@soopermexican HOW DARE YOU, YOU HATEFUL LIBERAL SUMBITCH!!!
— John Grace (@RealJohnGrace) September 21, 2012
@soopermexican DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR SCIENCE SAYS, I DIDN’T COME FROM NO MONKEY, SUMBITCH!!! — John Grace (@RealJohnGrace) September 21, 2012
@soopermexican WHY DON’T YOU GO TO HOLLYWEIRD AND MAKE MOVIES WITH HOMOSECKSHULS IN THAT MASK?SUMBITCH!!! — John Grace (@RealJohnGrace) September 21, 2012
@soopermexican MEDVED ON MSLSD W/ THE REST OF THE COMMIES AND RINOS.U BELONG ON THERE 4 WISHING ANN ROMNEY DIE IN FIRE, LA RAZA SUMBITCH!
— John Grace (@RealJohnGrace) September 21, 2012
@caringgop @soopermexican I OBEY THE LAWS OF JESUS AND GEORGE WASHINGTON!NOT SAUL ALINSKY LIKE MR. ULTRA MESSICAN!
— John Grace (@RealJohnGrace) September 21, 2012
@soopermexican ORIENTAL GAL SEZ U OK, BUT I STILL THINK U A SUMBITCH, DEAL WITH U LATER.#gettherope
— John Grace (@RealJohnGrace) September 21, 2012
Wow! So that was fun! Actually I had a lot of laughs, even though it was annoying to have to bat away conservative attacks. And I got a whole bunch of new followers, so let’s call it even… Now, if you want to see some REAL HATRED, you gotta check out my collection of LIBERAL hate tweets directed at your favorite Mexy Conservative!
