Thanksgiving at the Supermarket: Married Versus Single Women

This might be my trying to revenge myself on single women after the 2012 election, but regardless…

And if you get angry at the insinuation, keep these facts in mind:

• Married women are 52% more happy than single women.
• Parents are happier than the childless.

And I’m single and childless, by the way.  Now accepting applications *wink wink*!