Christmas Eve Campaigning? Half Nude Woman Waves Obama Flag in Busy Fayettvile Intersection

I don’t even know what to say about this:

from police scanner – Traffic hazard: woman standing in major Fayetteville intersection, naked from waist down, waving an Obama flag

— Paul Woolverton (@FO_Woolverton) December 23, 2012

Those cops always have the best quips:

cop on police radio, re: half-naked woman in street with Obama flag – "Tell her it's too late to start campaigning."

— Paul Woolverton (@FO_Woolverton) December 23, 2012

Maybe naked lady knows something about a third term we don’t?!
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