Big Pimpin’ Senator Bob Menendez!

To sum up:

Bob Menendez reportedly liked “the youngest and newest girls from the Doll Palace in the Dominican Republic.  This is the same Bob Menendez who wanted to fire all the Secret Service agents who were caught soliciting prostitutes.

Below, unedited picture of Senator Bob “El Grande Pimpo” Menendez, as he “polls the electorate”:

Should I make an animated gif? I think I should…


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El Show #21!!! Ditch the Constitution! Immigration! And the SooperBowl!!

Hello my Gringos… this podcast:  Billy the Bathroom Kid [@DefendWallSt] talks about CBS crapping on the Constitution, and Matt Dawson [@SaintRPH] gives his superbowl predictions!

Also we scream at each other about immigration!!!!

Don’t be a racist! Listen in!!!


Some links to stories we discussed:

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CBS’s Charles Osgood: ‘Is Constitution Truly Worthy of Reverence in Which Most Americans Hold It?’

Representative Foley Resigns Over Paige Scandal

Raid on Defenders of Christ sexual slavery cult in Mexico nabs 14 suspects


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Walmart Limiting Ammunition Purchases to 3 Boxes a Day

Time to start running around in circles and start panicking:

Due to overwhelming demand, Walmart stores across the nation are limiting customers to three boxes of firearm ammunition a day.

The limit began for all stores Thursday, said Ashley Hardie, Walmart spokeswoman.

“Once the issue resolved, we’ll address purchase limit,” she said.

The decision was made because Walmart could not keep up with recent increase of demand and wanted to make it fair for all customers, she said.

THANK YOU, Ashley Hardie!!! You want me to believe the free market is to blame?!?! I KNOW it’s Barack Hussein Obama!! HE told Walmart to stop selling ammunition, didn’t he?!?!

Read my infographic on Gun Crime in America here.

As GDP Goes Negative, Defense Spending Down, Gov’t Spending Up, Liberals Idiotically Blame “Austerity”

It’s amazing to watch how easily the liberals dissemble and lie when facts don’t go their way:

This is a reaction to the terrible news that GDP growth in the fourth quarter went negative.

Except the government spending that went down is 22% in the defense sector, which all liberals want to obliterate. Non-defense spending is actually UP 1.7%.

Think Progress doesn’t even report the difference in spending to it’s idiot readers.. they’re much too sensitive for the truth:

Here’s more genius from the Left:


What “austerity” is that? Hope the GOP blocked the trillion dollar stimulus? Or Obamacare? Or the pork-laden Sandy bill?

None of those passed because of “austerity”?

Moron Liberals Bamboozled By Satire Claiming Ann Coulter Refused to Board Plane with Black Pilot

The headline at the satire site “The Daily Currant” is such great confirmation of liberal bias against Republicans, they just can’t help but embarrass themselves and pass the story along without a nanosecond of deliberation and critical thinking:


Thus the moron floodgates at the pendejo dam burst open:

Even the “Former Local Pres. Association of Flight Attendants” wasn’t bright enough to notice the details in the story that would mark it as an obvious fiction:

Then again, he also labels himself a Progressive, so what can you expect?

Then there’s liberal blogger ‘Shannyn Moore’:

Almost immediately a follower of hers who had more than two wits to spark together (clearly a minority among her fans) pointed out that a reference to pornography in the piece identified it as satire.

  Good job checking sources. But hey, that’s ok – we can spread lies about conservatives and it’s allright! Why?

That’s the point! It’s actually a bold piece of noble post-modern truth!

Maybe it’s just like the noble piece of reporting Shannyn made while appearing on MSNBC that Sarah Palin was under investigation for criminal wrongdoing. The FBI refudiated the claim, but Moore stuck to her guns, after all, who lets the truth get in the way of smearing a conservative on national tv?

“We are not investigating her,” FBI spokesman Eric Gonzalez told the paper. “Normally we don’t confirm or deny those kind of allegations out there, but by not doing so it just casts her in a very bad light. There is just no truth to those rumors out there in the blogosphere.” Continue reading

Obama Sends Out Leftist Clergy Indoctrinated in Alinsky Tactics to Support Gun Control, Immigration Policies


Without much fanfare this morning, 80-100 clergy met with White House officials to help organize his push for his gun-grabbing measures:




This was part of a program to help Obama with his gun grabbing schemes. PICO is another leftist entity bent on repurposing faith groups into forgetting about Jesus and get into the “community organizing” business.

Where does PICO get it’s inspiration? Why, from Saul Alinsky of course!! Alinsky taught them to set aside their spiritual mission and focus on organizing communities.  He taught them the definition of change:

 “All change means disorganization of the old and organization of the new.”

Kinda eerie when applied to Obama, who was a devotee of Alinsky. Especially when applied to gun laws, the 2nd amendment and the constitution itself. If change only comes through dismantling or deconstructing traditional institutions and principles – like the constitution, for instance. Is it any coincidence that the left continues to disdain the constitution and call for it’s replacement, even as Obama had argued that the founders argued against absolute truth in the constitution.


But back to the lefty alinskyite army of clergy!

In an earlier meeting, PICO got their marching orders from the General Dimwit of Gun Grabbery, Joe Biden!

McBride said Biden shared some thoughts on the White House’s proposal to curb gun violence, which includes universal background checks and bans on assault weapons with a possible ammunition component. Biden also expressed the need for faith leaders to appeal to all Americans to eventually pass legislation that will meet that goal.

How might they meet that goal?

In a paper from the PICO website, the Alinsky model is used to displace the traditional religious mission, and replace it with envy of the wealthy while preaching about the parable of the Good Samaritan! It explains:

When it comes to the practice of community organizing in the US, credit must be given to Saul Alinsky who is considered by most organizers to be the grandfather of community organizing. As such, many of the PICO principles that underlie Faith-based organizing can be found in Alinsky’s book, Rules for Radicals.

 Pastor McBride, whose tweet I quoted above, attended both meetings, and explained in a blog the very active political role they’ll be playing:

If we had 20 people to call their local senator or congressperson everyday about this issue — every single day — your local senator or congressman would actually change their decision. I’m talking about all over this country. It’s really important just for us to learn how the system works and to inject ourselves when we have opportunities. There is a truth and an opportunity in this moment. We need the laws changed, we need the behaviors changed and we need them all to understand that we are going to be very much active in this process. We’ve been traveling the country, meeting with families, meeting with clergy, and everyone says the same thing — we need to stop this violence.

He sure does like Feinstein’s draconian gun legislation.

Here’s another pastor describing the training they’re receiving:

Unfortunately, their only answer is to strip their fellow Americans of their God-given rights, ironically.

They did receive some coverage from the Washington Post, but surprisingly, none of their Alinskyite inspiration was mentioned:

A diverse national coalition of faith groups on Tuesday launched an initiative aimed at curbing the bloody tide of violence and gun-related deaths that has plagued cities across the country for decades.

“We have a moral imperative to heal our souls from this scourge of gun violence,” said Pastor Michael McBride, head of the Lifelines to Healing campaign, which comes under the umbrella of PICO, a national faith-based network of community organizations in 150 cities and 17 states.

And what is the main source of all this gun violence? Personal responsibility for one’s actions? NO!!! It’s because racism!! Of course!

In recent weeks, some white faith leaders lobbying Congress for gun-control measures after the Newtown, Conn., school massacre have expressed regret for being largely absent on the issue as gun deaths ravaged primarily black and impoverished urban communities.

Several of the pastors made reference to this lack of leadership in their remarks.

Troy Jackson, director of Ohio Prophetic Voices, said that it is time to move the discussion beyond the Second Amendment.

“Far too many white evangelicals have been indifferent when it comes to the suffering and pain in urban America. We need to repent!” said Jackson, whose clergy network focuses on issues of economic and social justice.

Notice how it’s written – only recently have white people realized that their racism has been making black men kill other black men! Of course!! And who do they cite, why, Troy Jackson, who’s been saying that for five years. So. Not really “recently” or because of Newtown.

Take a quick look at the website for his “ministry” – it’s supported by partnerships with local Unions and Progressive Think Tanks, but of course, he wants to move “beyond partisan politics.”


As the dominant narrative of individualism, scarcity and fear underpins a public agenda to limit government, increase the amount of private wealth for the few and sow division through racism and exclusion, we must put forth a bold vision grounded in our deepest faith values.

Yeah, beyond “partisan politics.”

Also beyond the constitution. Because Jesus. And because racism.

Amazing how leftists scream and screech about the wall of separation between church and state until President Mompants uses religious groups to push their extremist agenda, isn’t it?



Former Senator Scott Brown Tweets Drunk

Now.. this is comedy:

Here are the specific responses the seemingly tipsy former Republican Senator makes:

Yeah…. WHAtEVER.

Yeah. BUD.

Well that makes me feel better about my drunken tweeting bouts.

But noooo twitter couldn’t leave it alone… why you gotta hate the playa, twitter?




Jerks. All of you.

The only proper response to the haters is bqhatvwr:

Mississippi Bill Seeks ‘Nullification’ of Unconstitutional Federal Laws; Response to Gun Control, Obamacare

The South is a-Risin’AGAIN!!!

From Fox 8 New Orleans:

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) – Mississippi defied the union during the Civil War and civil rights era, and at least two lawmakers think it is time to do so again.

Republican state Reps. Gary Chism and Jeff Smith, both of Columbus, filed a bill this month to form the Joint Legislative Committee on the Neutralization of Federal Laws. 

Chism said Thursday that the tea party-backed measure is a response to President Barack Obama’s federal health care overhaul and proposals to curb gun violence. 

This musta been written by a leeberal – they call it “curbing gun violence” as if conservatives are for gun violence. We’re against gun grabbing that won’t help nothing!

“Certainly, the Obamacare started this,” Chism told The Associated Press, referring to the health care plan, “but then gun show loopholes that the president wanted after Newtown really put an exclamation on that – that we need to do something to stand up for the Tenth Amendment.” 

The Tenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution says powers not specifically reserved for the federal government are reserved for the states. 

House Constitution Committee Chairman Scott DeLano, R-Biloxi, said the bill has a good chance of being debated and that he has heard from other lawmakers who support it. 

But Mississippi College constitutional law professor Matt Steffey said the measure is a waste of time because federal law trumps state law when the two are in conflict.

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Islamist Protest SooperCaptioning FunTime

On Saturday, while investigating the Islamist protest at the French Embassy in Cairo, I started tweeting out pics from an Egyptian who was at the protest and posted many pictures. I found some of them rather funny, so I decided to caption them.

Below, by popular demand, is the entire series of Islamist Protest SooperCaptioning FUN-TIME!!!

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Hillary Clinton’s Laughter At Benghazi Hearing, After Feigning Tears

I find it very hard to believe Hillary Clinton when she so easily laughs in praise of herself after feigning emotion for those murdered at Benghazi. Especially when it’s clear she’s not being entirely forthcoming about what led to the lax security at our embassy, and the death of four Americans.

You can’t know this kind of thing, but I think it was all made up for show. How else can anyone explain the weird and shrill screeching she made when pressed on why the State Department lied about Benghazi for so long?

“What difference does it make?!”

For one, it makes a difference if you don’t know what the motives are of the murderers who killed 4 Americans. She wants us to believe they’re sincerely seeking after them without understanding their reasoning for the attack?

And finally, it matters because a government shouldn’t be lying to it’s citizens when it’s attacked.

But you won’t see any of that in the media – you’ll just see her tears, and not her laughing at us all behind our backs.

Michelle Obama Rolls Her Eyes at John Boehner While Shoveling Food Into Her Mouth

Wow, Michelle must have been really hungry. She burns up a lot of calories vacationing in Hawaii and screeching at the American public to eat ricecakes.

That’s why she didn’t have time between shovelfuls of food to respond to House Speaker John Boehner trying to make polite chit chat:

She did, however, manage to roll her eyes – how dare the Speaker of the House interrupt the mooch’s feeding time?!?!?

That FLOTUS is all class.


Hot Air: The obligatory “Michelle Obama rolls her eyes at Boehner” clip [thanks AllahPundit!]

Weasel Zippers! Thanks Nickarama!


Buzzfeed Senior Reporter: Artists Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Criticize Obama


This was in response to rap artist Lupe Fiasco daring to criticize Lord Tyrant Obama at a concert during the inaugural weekend. Good to know reporters can be objective.

Muslim Rap Artist Lupe Fiasco Removed From Inaugural Celebration After Anti-Obama Comments

Apparently criticizing the one true president mompants isn’t allowed anymore in American society… Rap Artist Lupe Fiasco was set to perform at an inaugural celebration, but was shoved off stage after he uttered disfavor with president Obama according to people at the concert:



From Wikipedia:

Fiasco is noted for his anti-establishment views. In an interview with Stephen Colbert on the satirical news show The Colbert Report, Fiasco stated his credo on political philosophy: “You should criticize power even if you agree with it.” 


In another interview in June 2011 on the CBS program What’s Trending, Fiasco discussed the political content of his music, stating, “My fight against terrorism, to me, the biggest terrorist is Obama and the United States of America. I’m trying to fight the terrorism that’s actually causing the other forms of terrorism. You know, the root cause of terrorism is the stuff the U.S. government allows to happen. The foreign policies that we have in place in different countries that inspire people to become terrorists.”


He additionally criticized Obama for his stance on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. In keeping with his anti-establishment views, Fiasco does not vote in U.S. elections.

And he’s a Muslim! Well. That’s cool. I guess. UPDATE: Here’s a pic from the concert:



  Another tweet from someone attending wasn’t as appreciative:



Yeah.. seems kinda incompetent for a president, especially after four years in, huh?





The event organizers deny what happened:

Lupe Fiasco: Official Statement From StartUp Rock On Organizers Posted January 21, 2013 2:08am by StartUp RockOn Tags: Inauguration, lupe fiasco, StartUp RockOn, Startups StartUp RockOn is all about startups helping startups. At Sunday night’s Inauguration Celebration at the Hamilton Live, organizers set out to honor innovative visionaries with grants, accolades and a party worthy of the success we achieved at the RNC and DNC this summer. Lupe Fiasco performed at this private event, and as you may have read, he left the stage earlier than we had planned.

But Lupe Fiasco was not “kicked off stage” for an “anti-Obama rant.” We are staunch supporters of free speech, and free political speech. This was not about his opinions. Instead, after a bizarrely repetitive, jarring performance that left the crowd vocally dissatisfied, organizers decided to move on to the next act.

The party continued as planned, and we celebrated the announcement of CodeNow’s winning the Grant Challenge. CodeNow is a non-profit startup based in Washington DC that teaches “underrepresented high school students basic skills in computer programming.” StartUp RockOn was founded last year by three startups: HyperVocal, EventFarm and Fighter Interactive.

Odd that they would say the performance left the crowd “dissatisfied” when the video posted above has the audience clearly cheering loudly for Lupe while he’s being forced off-stage.

In fact, most tweets were like the one below:


Oh and of course it was non-political!!! And I believe this coming from the organizer that has a twitter background specifically mocking Ann Romney:



Oh you filthy liberals are so quick to whine when people protest against you, and so happy to support those to criticize your political opponents at any event…



This is the song Lupe was singing when he broke into his anti-Obama tirade:

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