PM Netanyahu Warmly Welcomes Obama to Israel; Palestinians Call 9/11 a Freemason Conspiracy and Praise Hitler


Today marks Obama’s first visit to Israel since he became president of the United States, and the third time he’s ever visited. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu offered very warm remarks on his arriving, going so far as to thank America for our standing behind Israel.

The Palestinians were less welcoming however. In an official daily statement by the Palestinian Authority, they decried the very idea that the 9/11 attacks were committed by Islamist extremists, and instead pinned the blame on freemasons.

Yeah seriously, freemasons.

“‘History is a great lie written by the victors’ – said Napoleon Bonaparte, the source of dubious historical writing and father of Freemasonry in France. If so, is the history planted in us through TV and the standard educational curriculum indeed true? The source of this history is the West – the victor ever since the fall of Andalusia (Muslim Spain)! …Our history is replete with lies, from lies about the corrupt [Caliph] Harun Al-Rashid, which ignore the sources indicating that he dedicated one year to pilgrimage [to Mecca] and one year to Jihad (i.e., he was a good Muslim), to the lie about Al-Qaeda and the Sept. 11 events, which asserted that Muslim terrorists committed it, and that it was not an internal American action by the Freemasons, which was mentioned in the Illuminati game cards ten years before it took place, and in over 15 Zionist and Freemason Hollywood-produced films in the 1990s.

I really want to see a list of these films. The Palestinians gotta stay away from Alex Jones’ nutty websites. And what are these “Illuminati game cards”?! I didn’t even know conspiracists played Magic: the Gathering…

The method of repeating [the lies] over and over has authenticated false facts. Had Hitler won, Nazism would be an honor that people would be competing to belong to, and not a disgrace punishable by law.

Yeah… Nazism would be an honor… these are the people Jimmy Carter loves?

Churchill and Roosevelt were alcoholics, and in their youth were questioned more than once about brawls they started in bars, while Hitler hated alcohol and was not addicted to it. He used to go to sleep early and wake up early, and was very organized.

Really when you think about it, murdering millions of innocents means little compared to the virtue of waking up early. That’s how he was able to murder so many. Sleep in late, and the best you can hope for is thwarting a genocidal maniac.

These facts have been turned upside down as well, and Satan has been dressed with angels’ wings…” – [Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, March 18, 2013

Except… Satan was a fallen angel, right? Can’t these people get anything right?