Janet Napolitano RESIGNS from DHS!!!!
CONFIRMED!!
Admin official confirms Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is resigning today. Accepting position at Univ of California.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 12, 2013
We did it! I think. Or something?
Napolitano has?!? MT @DRUDGE_REPORT: REPORT: Has received asylum offers from Venezuela, Bolivia, Nicaragua, Ecuador
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) July 12, 2013
Possible Napolitano replacements: Edward Snowden, #Sharknado, Mohammed Mursi, Manti Teo's girlfriend, Hillary's Library Pantsuit collection.
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) July 12, 2013
More like… Napolitaseeyalater!!! no wait that sucks.
— El SOOPer!! (@SooperMexican) July 12, 2013