Smoking Gun Video: Obama Admits To Violating Pledge Americans Could Keep Health Plans In 2010

The administration and its defenders keep saying that he did not lie when he said Americans would be able to keep their health plans if they liked them. They say he knew that there would be “normal turnover” and that the hundreds of thousands who have lost their policies are pretty stupid.

If that’s the case, why did Obama admit to “violating” that exact pledge in January of 2010?

The last thing I will say, though — let me say this about health care and the health care debate, because I think it also bears on a whole lot of other issues. If you look at the package that we’ve presented — and there’s some stray cats and dogs that got in there that we were eliminating, we were in the process of eliminating. For example, we said from the start that it was going to be important for us to be consistent in saying to people if you can have your — if you want to keep the health insurance you got, you can keep it, that you’re not going to have anybody getting in between you and your doctor in your decision making.

And I think that some of the provisions that got snuck in might have violated that pledge.

And yet liberals like Bill Moyers keep repeating the same talking points to protect this president.

this purported ‘smoking gun’ only tells us the obvious: that the administration, like every health care expert in the world, knew that within the individual market there were insurance plans that don’t meet minimal standards of coverage – plans that would likely leave their purchasers bankrupt should an accident or serious illness befall them.

But that’s not what Obama himself says in his own words – he says he violated the promise he made to Americans, not that “every health care expert in the world” would expect these policies to disappear.

It’s in his words, plainly spoken.

 

Need A Halloween Costume? Here’s a Simple Pelosi Chupacabra Cut-Out!

Not all chupacabras are as scary as this one, but if you’re looking for a very frightening costume this year for Halloween, feel free to print and use this cut-out to scare your friends and neighbors!!

If you want to see how scary it is, you have to print and wear it. (send pics if you’re a hot chick)

For an adorable baby chupacabra, go here.

[Any likeness to any shaved chupacabra former Speaker of the House who may or may not be named Nancy and/or Pelosi is purely coincidental, and may not be used in a court of law to punish any aforementioned Mexican bloggers.]

NOTE:

For best results, use a kitten as a costume prop:

UPDATE!!!

A supporter of mine from my Facebook page, Steve Burri, printed, cut out, and put on the mask!!!

Horrifying.

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Requiem For An Occupier’s Dream

I’ve been wondering why nobody “up twinkles” or “down twinkles” anymore. Then I realized, this is why:

So just to remind everyone that not everything from the Occupy Wall St. movement was stupid, here’s a flashback:

Oh no wait, that was stupid too.

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SooperPodcast #62: The Pumpkin Spice Edition! Gak And Football Bullying!

We went without @SaintRPH this week, but @LADowd stepped in, or stumbled in, for him to discuss the magical GAK, and @DefendWallSt laughs at the latest Obamacare website delays, and Football Bullies. This is the mextended podcast!

You simply must listen, or you’re a racist!!!

The show airs first on 10pm on the FTR online radio network every Thursday at 10PM EST. Join us in the chat room!

By the way, the FTR version may contain more explicit language, but the iTunes podcast will be squeaky clean!! Also, the FTR version is limited to 56 minutes but the podcast version will often EXTEND to more insanity! Wow! For free!!

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Only 30% Of Obamacare Website Visitors Can Complete An Application

It’s been nearly a month since Obama shoved his healthcare website onto the internet highway, where it stumbled, scared and witless like a deer on a regular highway. The administration is promising that the website will work by the end of November, but they slip a key metric about just how bad it works now.

In a press call today, Obama’s “tech surge” general Jeff Zients said the following:

We’re confident by the end of November, HealthCare.gov will be smooth for a vast majority of users.

This got all the press – finally a deadline that the administration set for its website to work. But less noticed is this later line from Jeffy:

Actually completing an application for insurance, though, has been a “volatile” process, he said. “As few as three out of 10” have been able to complete that process.

The left-wing hacks at ThinkProgress completely lied when reporting on this call, and instead made it sound as if the website had improved from 30% to over 90%:

The author, Igor Volsky has deleted the tweet and corrected the story.

Meanwhile, hardly anyone is reporting the 30% accessibility figure, and focusing only on the November promise:

Nearly a month in and only 30% of users can even apply to Obamacare, but the media barely reports it. A clear example of how the media protects and hides the utter incompetence of this administration.

Obama Admin Pitifully Tries To Spin Obamacare Failures On Twitter

The Obamacare website has been an embarrassing disaster for the administration that used technology so well during the campaign. The Obama camp and it’s media allies have been overworking themselves trying to explain away, cover up, and ignore the debacle. And when that doesn’t work, they spin like a broken plane hurtling towards the unforgiving Earth.

Here’s one attempt captured by Michelle Malkin’s Twitchy site.

Ryan Lizza is a Washington correspondent for The New Yorker, so when he tweeted that he was able to sign up on the Obamacare website easily, Obama’s lackeys were more than happy to point it out:

Nearly three hundred retweets! Everyone make sure that America knows Ryan Lizza was able to sign up! We found one!!

Obama’s press spokes-hole Jay Carney made share his followers saw it. Senior communications advisor Tara McGuinness did the same.

And then they must have taken a nap.

Because they didn’t follow up with Lizza’s next tweets detailing how his application ran into a wall. A wall called Obama’s incompetence.

Only 20 retweets on this one? I wonder why? Actually, no I don’t, that’s grade A sarcasm right there, party people.

Maybe the Obamacare website was taking a nap too. Probably union-mandated. Or maybe Lizza only needed to give it a day to rest and give it another go:

You didn’t build that! And neither did Obama. It’s unbuilt.

Look ye, kings on Obama’s works, and despair!

To Lizza’s credit, he tried to correct Jay Carney on his story of the Obamacare website failure, but surprise! Jay Carney was still napping.

I, for one, perfectly understand the Obama administration’s constant napping. It’s hard work spinning the news like a top, especially when it’s so bad, all the time.

Keep spinning, little press secretary, you’ll get there!

 

Sooper Halloween And ‘Day of the Dead’ Designs [updated]

Some designs for your Halloween shopping!

UPDATE: All of my products have been taken off of the service I was using because they are snowflakes and hate right-wing Mexicans. Also, they stole the money I had saved up through the sales of my designs!! Nice, huh? #EffZazzle

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The Day of the Dead tie!! 

The Day of the Dead design available on a t-shirt and tie!

 

Day of the Dead Mariachi Tie!

The Chupacabrita!!

The Chupacabrita Coffee mug! Available in different styles.

I don’t think the Chupacabra of Hispanic lore likes you much.

I thought it was best you heard about it this way.

T-Shirt Available in other styles! click on the image or HERE!

 

SooperPodcast #61: Booker NJ Election and Alec Baldwin’s Show!

This episode @SaintRPH and @DefendWallst give live updates on the Cory Booker/ Lonegan race in New Jersey. Spoiler: Booker wins. And Soopermexican says stuff.

You simply must listen, or you’re a racist!!!

The show airs first on 10pm on the FTR online radio network every Thursday at 10PM EST. Join us in the chat room!

By the way, the FTR version may contain more explicit language, but the iTunes podcast will be squeaky clean!! Also, the FTR version is limited to 56 minutes but the podcast version will often EXTEND to more insanity! Wow! For free!!

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How The PandaCam Became a PandaSCAM

I know you’re all happy as statist little welfare-dependent clams that the government is back online, but one of the worst results of the shutdown is being sadly overlooked. It is the horror of the truth behind the National Zoo Panda-cam.

It began innocently enough – the aftermath of the shutdown hit the panda bears, and it hit them hard.

Pandas hardest hit.

But as I perused the scenes on the Panda-cams some more, I noticed something… strange..

These were secret transmissions obtained by the sooper-mexy staff, and it appeared that the pandas were unaware that we were watching:

Say it ain’t so, Panda-cam!!

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!

~~~~

Two weeks later, after spending an inordinate amount of time on a psychologist’s couch, I thought I had recovered. I thought I was ready to welcome the Panda-cam back into my life.

I was not prepared for what was about to happen.

The Panda-cam was back on, but odd and confusing images met my eyeballs once more.

What is going on? I can’t take this! I need to call my therapist…

Oh my panda!! Who did this to you?! Why, Gaia, why?!?!?

I will never be the same again, Panda-cam.

The Science Is IN: What Your Favorite Beer Says About Your Dating Style

What greater use is there for science than to help women figure out what kind of guy they’re dating by merely looking at the beer they’re drinking? I don’t know! I really couldn’t follow that long question because I’ve been drinking since noon.

In any case, the website WhatsYourPrice.Com, which otherwise arranges for wealthy men to bid for a date (ahem) with very attractive women (so not shady at all), performed the complex multivariable calculus and quantum physics calculations in order to give you an insight on what kind of man drinks each kind of beer.

Prepare to be blinded by science!

GUINNESS GUZZLERS

Only a manly masculine man guzzles down the Guinness. Puts some hair on your chest, and some fight in your fists, and a long police record. Apropos of nothing, Guinness guzzlers also cheat on their spouses a lot. Weird.

BLUE MOON IMBIBERS

The “hopeless romantic.” This guy will buy you roses, and candy and send you cards on valentine’s day, and sends you texts just to remind you that he’s thinking about you. While you date the manly Guinness drinker above. Loser.

BUD LIGHT BOOZERS

The “Party Boy” apparently drinks Bud Light – ostensibly because you can’t party on a full belly, and they like their beer with some taste, unlike Coors drinkers, but not any good taste, like everyone else. Bud Light drinkers are very social – so make sure to keep one hand over your drink when partying with them.

DOS EQUIS DRINKERS

The “geek” drinks Dos Equis?! Maybe that’s why they started the “Most Interesting Man In The World” ads – in actuality, Dos drinkers are the nerdiest men in the world. Actually Dos Equis is fantastic with Mexican food. And apparently, it’s the favored beer of Star Trek enthusiasts and fantasy card gamers who use their imaginations to cast sleep spells on trolls.

CORONA CONSUMERS

Consumers of Corona are classified as the “Adventurous” and “Free-Spirited” among us. They must especially enjoy adventures involving tossing craptastic past their gullets. Free-spirited, and free of good taste.

BUDWEISER WALLOWERS

Old-fashioned. Stable. Conservative. These are the Budweiser drinkers. Those who yell “get off my lawn!” at the partying Bud Light users, and “Dey Terk Arr Jawrbs!” at the Corona drinkers. And mostly just yell at people drunkenly. And conservatively.

MILLER LIGHT LIBATIONS

The favorite libation of “the Jock” is Miller Light, though you probably don’t want to say “libation” in his presence, or he’ll beat you up for being effeminate, you pansy Pabst Blue Ribbon drinker. What better way to bro out while watching men pat themselves on the butt during sports events than to drink some cheap Miller? Quit asking stupid questions, you nancy boy.

ANOTHER BLUE MOON ENTRY (because why not?)

Aww the “Nice Guy” – no wonder Blue Moon drinkers are also romantics – they get to stay at home, crying in their beers while reading Cosmo and watching Nicholas Sparks’ movies in order to get tips on how to smother chicks and drive them into the arms of the Budweiser and Guinness drinkers. But hey, your grandma thinks you’re a winner.

HEINEKEN INHALERS

Hey hey! The Heineken drinker is the Comedian! Always accosting you with annoying puns and jokes cribbed from Jay Leno’s monologue the night before. Under that clownish exterior, there’s a broken, cynical soul embittered by life’s experiences, just reaching out for attention and affirmation which his father never gave him. Great at parties.

PABST BLUE RIBBON PARTAKERS

Finally, the hipsters. These snark-tossing, thin-jeanned, ironically mustached slackers think they’re entitled to sneer at everything and everyone just because they languish at their job as a barista after wasting 4 years on their Masters degree in 17th century Belgian lesbian studies. But hey, they’re trendy.

For those of you who are interested, I mostly drink Bud Light, Yuengling, Guinness, and when I can find it, Tsingtao. And I really hate hipsters. In case you couldn’t tell.

Cheers!!

h/t fork reporter

SooperPodcast #60! Booker Vs. Lonegan, Kanye and Pop Politics!

This episode @SaintRPH thrills us with the latest celeb and pop news! And @DefendWallst explains why Steve Lonegan should win over Cory Booker. And Soopermexican mostly laughs and listens.

You simply must listen, or you’re a racist!!!

The show airs first on 10pm on the FTR online radio network every Thursday at 10PM EST. Join us in the chat room!

By the way, the FTR version may contain more explicit language, but the iTunes podcast will be squeaky clean!! Also, the FTR version is limited to 56 minutes but the podcast version will often EXTEND to more insanity! Wow! For free!!

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN NOW GRINGOS!!!

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