Ruining Keyboards
There are many ways to measure your success on Twitter. Even though, that in itself, should be an oxymoron.
I like to measure my success with how many computer keyboards I’ve ruined by making conservatives laugh so loud they spill milk, water, soda, or other liquids. Two points if it’s an alcoholic drink.
@SooperMexican Hahahahahahaha, you owe me a new keyboard, man… I spilled my coffee all over the place. Is he for real???
— Ali A. B. (@Eldelbutano) June 13, 2012
.@SooperMexican Dammit I spit my food out at that Nancy Pelosi reply.
— Scott(@ScottyE_FL) June 6, 2012
2 points!!!
@SooperMexican You almost made me spill my drink! Almost… lol
— Phylis (@PhyIis) June 6, 2012
@SooperMexican You owe me a new keyboard for that one. #SnarfedMyDrink
— Lady Liberty 1885 (@LadyLiberty1885) June 14, 2012
GAH! So close!!
@SooperMexican Hilarious.Almost coughed up my drink.
— Riley Secrist (@RileySecrist) June 23, 2012
SCORE!!!!
@SooperMexicanjust made me spit coke (the drink not the obama kind) all over my laptop…lol classic!!!
— Rob M (@BEARS_FAN_4_LYF) June 27, 2012
SCORE TWO OF THE NIGHT!!!
@soopermexican I just spewed drink all over my screen. Dude!
— Samijk (@SamiJK) June 27, 2012
All over the desk! Wow!
I just spit my Mt Dew all over my desk listening to this. That DOJ sure is fast and efficient! therightscoop.com/soopermexican-… @trscoop @SooperMexican
— Joel Palmer (@PoliticalLogic) June 27, 2012
Close enough – half point!!!
@SooperMexican I lol’d, and @CokeZero came out my nose. You owe me 40¢ for the soda!
— Yoenis Cespedes (@AppFlyer) July 7, 2012
Another Close One! Half Point!
@SooperMexican Coffee spat out on dat one.Ha.
— Kraig Ehm (@kraigehm) July 27, 2012
Another half point?
@soopermexican HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Made me squirt coffee out of my nose.— steve baze (@stevebaze) August 16, 2012
Out the Nose! Sweet!
@SooperMexican Coke spit out my nose burns!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!
— SHIRLEY (@RAMSEYHOUSE) September 3, 2012
Mwuahaha! 1 point!
@SooperMexican @HuffingtonPost ok, that was damn funny. Made me spit out my drink.
— Mike McIntyre (@mcintyremike) September 18, 2012
MEXCELLENT!!
"You have very lawyerly cheekbones…" @SooperMexican Okay, that made me spew my coffee lol!
— PatLynnFor (@PatLynnFor) September 24, 2012
Diversity Spit Win!
@SooperMexican OMG! Good one! LMAO and spit taco 🙂
— Ladybird Eagle (@AGroenig) September 29, 2012
So many points…
Lost my drink on that one! “@SooperMexican: #HillaryAlsoTookTheBlameFor those corpses found buried in Jim Messina's back porch concrete.”
— Mike McIntyre (@mcintyremike) October 16, 2012
So Winning!
@SooperMexican LOL choked. On . Coffee.
— Harry Larris (@HarryLarris) October 19, 2012
BOOM!!!
@SooperMexican You made me spit Coke on my monitor…
— Minister of War (@ArmedAndPolite) May 28, 2014
