Marxist Commie DeBlasio Surprisingly Neglecting Wealthy NYCer’s Snow Plowing?! Who Saw That Coming?!


We all pretty much suspected that once the commie Marxist Bill DeBlasio got into office as the mayor of New York City that he’d punish the wealthy, but we didn’t know he’d be so efficient about doing it!

People are already reporting that their snow plowing needs are being neglected – right as the gargantuan apocalypse known as the “Polar Vortex” bears down upon them!

Huge swaths of the city’s wealthiest neighborhood had been not been plowed by early Tuesday evening, leaving 1-percenters out in the cold, according to the city’s own map of snow-plower activity.

“He is trying to get us back. He is very divisive and political,” said writer and Life-long Upper East Sider and mom Molly Jong Fast of Mayor de Blasio.

From the State according to DeBlasio’s political agenda, to each citizen according to their greediness!

“By not plowing the Upper East Side, he is saying, ‘I’m not one of them.’ But we have everyone in this area on the Upper East Side. We have rich people, middle class people, and housing projects. We have it all.”

Oh really. Maybe you should have rooted for the Republican candidate, good ol’ Joe Lhota, if you wanted to be treated better than a peasant under Mao’s regime! Here are some more quotes from angry richers under Comrade DeBlasio’s reign of snowy terror:

“I can’t believe de Blasio could do this. He is putting everyone in danger,” said Barbara Tamerin, who was using ski poles to get around 81st Street and Lexington Avenue.

“What is he thinking? We’re supposed to get up to a foot of snow and nobody on the Upper East Side is supposed to blink an eye? I can barely get around and I’m on snow shoes! All of the buses are stuck and can’t go anywhere. He’s crazy. We need Mayor Bloomberg back!”

What, you mean elections have consequences? Maybe you should think of that next time your hipster kid sports that patch of Che Guevara on his skinny pants.

“De Blasio is trying to hurt the more wealthy people by ignoring us but there’s no logic to that. There are a lot of blue collar working people out here driving trucks and trying to get around too.”

Don’t try to pretend you care about the blue collar proletariat that you oppress and exploit like a rancorous shameless vampire bat feeding on a cold, frightened naked mole rat, you greedy so-and-so!!

At the same press conference de Blasio stood by his performance. “All city agencies are acting [like] usual very, very effectively and in a coordinated fashion.”

He said with a smug sneer on his pinko Trotskyite lip, and a sly twinkle in his eye, like a movie villain about to dip James Bond into an acid bath. I like analogies like DeBlasio likes hating rich people. Yeah, that bad.

Thanks To Eric Bolling And Dana Perino For Mentioning Me On ‘The Five’!!