Get Ready To See Michelle Obama’s Face Plastered All Over Your Local Subway Sandwich Shop


If you thought Jared was the most annoying spokesperson you can think of for Subway sandwiches, just wait till you get to see Michelle Obama’s face invade every one of their restaurants.

The first lady was expected to announce Thursday that the Subway sandwich chain will spend $41 million over three years to encourage finicky young eaters to eat more food that comes out of the ground or grows on trees. The announcement was being made at a Subway shop near the White House.

Subway will only offer a kids’ menu that mirrors federal standards for school lunches. That includes offering apples on the side and low-fat or nonfat plain milk or water as a default beverage.

It’s not as if Americans are sick and tired of seeing the First Family at every celebrity event, we now have be subjected to Michelle’s long flabby arm of iron state control extending from the White House into our restaurants.