Obamacare Website Will Take 2-Day Weekend Vacation After Working Poorly For Months


After stumbling out of the gate and humiliating its big gov’t statist father with months of errors, “glitches” and general incompetence, the Obamacare website will be rewarded for some much needed vacay time. From The Hill:

The Centers for Medicaid and Medicare Services announced in a blog post on Monday that the ObamaCare website would be down so the Social Security Administration can conduct its annual systems maintenance activities.

The site will be out of order from 3 p.m. on Feb. 15 until 5 a.m. on Tuesday — a period that coincides with the long holiday weekend.  Those seeking coverage by March 1 must have signed up online by Feb. 15, but with the website down, those registering last-minute won’t be able to find out what plans or subsidies they qualify for.

It’s only fair – Obama has been just as incompetent at his job, and he does nothing but take lavish vacations on the taxpayer dime, so why not let HealthCare.Gov have some time off?

HealthCare.Gov will be jetting down to the Bahamas, where it will get some rest and relaxation with the website of Obama’s buddy Jay-Z and his wife Beyonce. It is also scheduled to visit the beach mansion owned by the website of Oprah Winfrey for a massage and mojitos.

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