Obama’s Top Secret Social Media Defense Plan Revealed!

We at the Soopermexican blog pulled a lot of strings in order to get this precious piece of top secret information about our pooch-chomping president’s very formidable Social Media security defense plans. We only ask that our readers not pass along these most secret plans to our geo-political enemies, whether they be Al-Qaeda, Vladimir Putin, the Belgians, or even the dastardly zombie virus infected ants.

I’m sure we can sleep soundly, knowing that we are so capably protected by our socio-economic and intellectual superiors.

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My Infographic of the “Short Guide To The Middle East”

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[MexyEditor’s Correction: An earlier version of the graphic had the defcon stati reversed in number. The staffer who screwed this up has been beaten, fired, and tossed out into the street. We regret the error.]