McDonald’s New Mascot Is Seriously Creeping Out The Internet

McDonald’s revealed its new mascot on Twitter, and the internet almost unanimously cringed at the weird creepiness of the anthropomorphized Happy Meal character:

Seriously – doesn’t it have that crazed look in it’s eyes like it might be on bathsalts, or even krokodil, and it might seize upon your flesh and munch on your eyeballs at any second? Maybe it’s just me. And these people:

On the bright side, the creepy mascot might be able to scare off the idiotic union protesters out front of your local McDonalds. Or at least haunt their dreams.

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