Reality TV Star in a Lettuce Bikini Passing Out Vegan Hot Dogs in D.C. – Just Click Already

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A scantily clad Courtney Stodden, whom the internets tell me is a reality TV star, made some Washington DC staffers very nervous today when she pulled a publicity stunt for PETA involving a lettuce leaf bikini and free vegan hot dogs. Women were offended, men were befuddled, but everyone was entertained. Here are some pics and tweets:

Thankfully, there was an active counter-protest!


While Stodden’s goal was reportedly to “make Obama a vegan,” that is not going to happen unless they can engineer soy to taste like Golden Retriever.

God bless America.

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