ESPN is Going to Implode: First Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam CUT by Homophobic Rams!!
Social media is reeling from the horrific, apocalyptic news that mediocre defensive end but historic gay NFL player Michael Sam has been cut from the team by the obviously homophobic St. Louis Rams. Even though he wasn’t the best athlete, the politically correct gestapo demands that social justice interests trump any individual interest.
Witness the devastation:
The Rams cut Michael Sam. It's because the NFL is homophobic. The same way everybody who dislikes Obama is racist. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) August 30, 2014
The message the Michael Sam saga sends to LGBT youth is being Out knocks youe resume down oh 200 spots from its warranted position.
— Vinny Piccolo (@RoseTintedVisor) August 30, 2014
Oh lord Michael Sam got cut so let the ridiculous claims of the NFL being homophobic begin
— Scott Sullivan (@ScottSully24) August 30, 2014
Can't wait for all of the "pro football is homophobic" to justify Michael Sam getting cut. #sarcasm
— Jordan Dykstra (@jdykstra34) August 30, 2014
I hate sports but excuse me Michael Sam was a big deal and a big step for the gay community. If you had to fight for marriage rights you
— ナタリー (@LuserLuWho) August 30, 2014
Rams cut Michael Sam. Homophobic Teabaggers rejoice.
— Paul Conrad (@Paul_Conrad) August 30, 2014
He'll probably be POTUS one day. “@ccromartie: Michael Sam is gonna eat regardless. He has the entire LGBT community backing him.”
— I TOLD YOU (@CallMeKennyG) August 30, 2014
FOH boy "@EliSMUT22:Can't believe the Rams cut Michael Sam.Such a homophobic society we live in today.Rams GM needs to be out of the league"
— Chokbe Bryant (@TrazaStillHere) August 30, 2014
The @StateDept is rushing to respond to the global tragedy of #MichaelSam being cut from the rams… @MarieHarf tearfully composing hashtags
— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) August 30, 2014
just unfollowed @STLouisRams.i know it's a business..but not interested when mr. @MichaelSamNFL isn't involved. #lgbt #reversediscrimination
— Poppi Kramer (@PoppiKramer) August 30, 2014
Damn. Michael Sam was released. Now every ESPN headline is gonna be "Was Michael Sam cut just because the Rams are homophobic?"
— Daniel Gamlin (@GamNation1) August 30, 2014
I know the LGBT community highly upset Michael Sam got cut. He was supposed to put on.
— Swag Progenitor (@1017Sage) August 30, 2014
just unfollowed @STLouisRams.i know it's a business..but not interested when mr. @MichaelSamNFL isn't involved. #lgbt #reversediscrimination
— Poppi Kramer (@PoppiKramer) August 30, 2014
To be fair, it really seems like most of the comments made are sarcastic - very few are dumb enough to actually accuse the St. Louis Rams of homophobia, but I wouldn't put it past certain zealously politicized segments of this society.
