Idiot Who Pointed Laser at Buffalo Bills Players BANNED From NFL Games, Charged With Misdemeanor
YEAH! That’s what you get for trying to cheat, you loser Lions fan! Some moron pointed a laser into the faces of Buffalo Bills players during their game in Detroit last week, and then he went online and tweeted about it! Well he’s been caught and BANNED from the games.
And we STILL WON!
But seriously, these incidents need to be swiftly investigated and the culprits severely punished – a laser can cause permanent damage to someone’s vision, and it’s much too easy to do.
SO our new quarterback beat the Lions in their own stadium, after being seven point underdogs, AND THEY WERE SHOOTING LASERS AT HIM. Yeah.