Local news anchor’s very good advice: DON’T eat ‘strange’ Ebola-infected feces found on the subway!!

Now here’s some news you can use. Local news anchor Errol Louis explained patiently that if you want to avoid catching Ebola, you really need to stop eating strange feces you might find on the New York City subway. Seems legit.

Watch below:

I have to think that if you need to hear this advice, you’re probably deserving of catching Ebola.

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