Liberals

How To Make Liberals Cry and Protect Their Twitter Accounts Without Really Trying

It’s not even one day into 2015 and I’ve already gotten two whiny liberals to protect their Twitter accounts! One is a sportswriter and the other is a “Democratic Political Consultant” according to their accounts. Here’s how I did it, without really trying.

I saw this very funny vine of a girl who was upset at watching her football team playing poorly:

Notice, in that tweet I’m kinda making fun of myself. But I also posted this joke about the girl:

Yeah, pretty standard pedestrian joke, but I liked it. Unfortunately, the sports-writer and liberal @StaceGots DID NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL:

Now, in no way did I mean this joke to dissuade women from enjoying sports, but Stace seems exactly like the kind of liberal who believes “micro-aggression” permanently disables minorities from meaningful employment.

I decided to respond. She didn’t like that either.

One of my favorite things to do to liberals is pull the race-card on them. It freaks them out!!

Here’s the tweet I’m referring to:

Now this got one of her friends upset, and he unleashed some epithets at me:

You’ll notice just the mere tweeting of an “lol!” at him caused him so much frustration he ran off to whine to Twitter about me! lol! <– harassment. My laughter is harassment, but his cursing at me is just good old fashioned liberal debate, of course.

Meanwhile Stacy thought she’d mock people with low follower counts – of course she has a whole whopping 3,130 followers after tweeting 237,000 tweets!

Ironically, after making fun of the “big tough men,” she protected her account because she couldn’t handle the criticism.

And I guess big tough guy David couldn’t deal with it either:

All of this over a silly joke tweet! At least I can say I’m already fulfilling my New Year’s resolution:

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