Another Murderous Terrorist Attack in Europe, Can You Guess Where Obama Is?

Yes, Islamists have struck our friends in Europe again and the French are yelling “terrorism,” while authorities hunt down the evil degenerates responsible. The whole world is up in arms!!! Well… not everyone actually.

Man it’s good to be President Buzzfeed!

That’s good, I mean he’s gotta get some rest after working so hard on… uh working that self-stick for Buzzfeed commercials?

You see, the media made sure that any racist conservative critics of the president were shut up for saying that he isn’t taking terrorism seriously. That’s how he is free to enjoy the golf course with his true love, his golf club, on Valentine’s!!

God bless you, you lazy shiftless, careless moron. Enjoy your unearned vacation!

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