Yesterday was “May Day,” where communist degenerates of all stripes met together to plan how to topple capitalism so that they can steal wealth from the powerful and finally move out of their parents’ basements. A lot of pot was smoked, but very few political solutions to our problems were found. Here are my best tweets mocking the idiots who participated in “Commie Christmas.”
God bless the cops that baptize these #mayday cockroaches with pepper spray! #hallelujah pic.twitter.com/LWC66eLtp9
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
Very cool. Normal people cleaning up after protester cockroaches destroyed and scurried away #mayday #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/aiqGJ7yxqY
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
[pardon the language]
Fuck I hate hipsters so bad. #MayDaySea #MayDay pic.twitter.com/e1ttPLWn3E
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
Cops take a break from breaking hippy skulls to play some "throw a hipster through the hoop" #MayDaySea #mayday pic.twitter.com/joyLqjmQNt
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
And officer Davis gets the rebound and tosses the hipster in for two points!! #MayDaySea #MayDay pic.twitter.com/joyLqjmQNt
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
.@EdAlvarezB hipster chicks are usually so so malnourished and underdeveloped they look like starving boys
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
When all you eat is kale and tofu your bones become brittle. Stupid hipster. #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/JRlrWspCze
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
USE YOUR NIGHTSTICKS dammit #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/5nLA74oBdg
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
"I came here to bust hipster skulls and chew bubblegum. And I'm ALL out of bubblegum." #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/27TQo5dC73
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
That's a police "love tap," now go home you filthy hipster or you'll get worse! #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/rvL1CvmJGg
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
Hipster Beating target acquired. MT @russ_walker: Protester with sign at Seattle Central. #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/knjkgiUjFi
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
Holy crap how brave! Lol!! MT @JJusseroKIRO7: Anarchist symbols painted all over Seattle Community College #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/QI2p5RiDwv
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
Loser lives in his mom's basement and sells pot for a living but he's gonna destroy capitalism #MayDaySea pic.twitter.com/aUTcRhY4mY
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
I can't pick up my room I'm toppling capitalism mommmmm RT@JenDevNJ: @SooperMexican @SteiveWild "Not now Mom, I'm busy being an Activist!"
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
All the other anarchists are gonna make FUN OF MEEEE RT @SteiveWild: @JenDevNJ @SooperMexican "MOM, you sewed my star on crooked! "
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
I hate hipsters and communists. Goodnight. #merica
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) May 2, 2015
Ahhh that was fun. I love mocking hipster morons who protest for idiotic leftist causes. Oh speaking of Occupy, if you liked this post, you’ll love all the times I went after those pendejos too!!