Dumb Patriots Fans Raise Money to Pay Fine For Team Worth More Than a BILLION Dollars

This kinda stupidity should really unite the far left and the far right. While liberals freaked out over Christians giving money to support a pizzeria targeted by the gay mafia, I’m pretty sure we can all agree that a BILLION dollar team owned by a multi-billionaire really doesn’t need help paying a paltry million dollar fine.

But for these very “special” New England Patriots’ fans, this is how they want to spend their money:

Now, I know not all Patriots fans are this stupid, so this isn’t really a dig at them. It’s a dig at the idiots who would give their money to “help” the Patriots pay their fine. Let’s do the math real quick, oh wait, let’s make Twitter do the math for us:

So, let’s say you’re a regular person and your net worth is $100,000. The same ratio of a fine would be $23 to you. I mean, really guys? Really?

Far be it from me to tell anyone how to spend their money. But don’t be complete idiots about it, guys!

At the time of this post being published, the idiot fans had raised over $14,000 for a multi-billionaire in support of their billion-dollar team.

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