The Washington Post Has CLEARED the Chattanooga Murderer of Charges That He Was Motivated By ISLAM!!
The Washington Post had to assign THREE whole reporters to a story today in order to make sure that the world knows not to blame Islam for Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez‘s murderous attack on U.S. Marines. This is what the geniuses came up with:
— Dion Nissenbaum (@DionNissenbaum) July 19, 2015
Uhm… isn’t the fact that they wrote “until recently” mean that he WAS a devout Muslim when he murdered five Marines?! No matter!! Let’s forge ahead!!! Here are some excerpts from the article:
The portrait emerging of Abdulazeez isn’t one of a committed Muslim or vengeful jihadist, but rather an aimless young man who came from a troubled home and struggled to hold down a job after college, said friends and law enforcement officials.
He never dated, the friend said.
As we all know, Muslims date all. The. Time. Hell, half the Koran is just tips from Muhammed on how to put the smooth moves on a comely Kaffir slave chick. There, no more evidence needed – he wasn’t Muslim because he didn’t date. So stop reading now or you’re just gonna feel really stupid, Islamophobe.
Oh.. wait wait…
Abdulazeez smoked pot occasionally and then would feel guilty for violating his faith and beat himself up for it, said the close friend who has known Abdulazeez for 15 years and was recently questioned by the FBI. The friend, also a Muslim, spoke to The Washington Post on the condition of anonymity because he is concerned for his family’s privacy.
So he felt guilty because he was violating “his faith”?! Eh. Anyway he didn’t date, so shut up.
The friend and Abdulazeez — along with two other young Muslim men — spent hundreds of hours together over the past four years, including the weeks and months leading up to the violent attack. Sometimes they talked about the Middle East’s bloody wars, such as the battles between Israel and Hamas in Gaza and the chaos in Syria.
Abdulazeez blamed some of the bloodshed on U.S. foreign policy.
Huh. Weird. That sounds kinda… radical. A little bit. I mean.. that’s what most Democrats say too, so whatever.
Oh wait, does that mean that the source of this article disproving Islam as a motivation for the murderer is a friend who is Muslim? Oh. Well. Ahem. That’s awkward.
Also… Abdulazeez would spend time with this anonymous Muslim guy and two other guys talking about America was to blame for the wars in the Middle East. And there’s a report that the same killer went practice shooting with three Muslim men a few weeks before the massacre. Huh. Just a coincidence I bet.
“All of us are upset right now about the fighting. It wasn’t anything that would throw up red flags,” said the friend. “We never would have seen this coming at all, but especially from him. Nobody suspected a thing. If we had, we would have done something to prevent this from happening.”
OK, anonymous Muslim friend tells us to NOT worry about this guy that murdered five Americans who blamed Middle East wars on America, because Muslims DO THAT ALL THE TIME SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
No red flags. No red flags.
On Wednesday night, the friends exchanged texts for the last time. The friend was struggling with how to balance his Muslim faith with the more secular demands of his work, which included serving bacon to customers.
Abdulazeez responded a quote from the prophet Muhammad — that speaks to the tensions in the world between believers and non-believers. “Whosoever shows enmity to a wali [friend] of Mine, then I have declared war against him,” it begins. It ends by encouraging devout Muslims to keep the faith and draw closer to God.
Oh yeah. Nothing to see here, he wasn’t devout AT ALL. Every good American boy worries if his faith prevents him from serving bacon to customers. Yeah, definitely. #NoRedFlags.
And what red-blooded American boy doesn’t send violent passages from the Koran to his friends declaring war against non-believers?! I do that ALL THE TIME.
No red flag there. Nope.
Even his father blames an overseas trip for his “radicalization.”
Issa wondered if Abdulazeez had been radicalized during his several trips to Jordan, the last in 2014 when he was in the region for seven months.
“It has to be the overseas trip that caused this,” he said. “That’s the only thing I can figure out.”
DON’T ask to WHAT he was radicalized to, or WHERE he went to, you Islamaphobe. The point is, he killed American military because he went overseas. He could have gone to Austria, or Germany, or the Netherlands and gotten radicalized to kill Americans. Nothing to do with Islam. Duh! Stupid.
No. Red. Flags.
Less than two hours after the violent rampage, Abdulazeez’s friend texted him to check when they’d be able to meet up for the Muslim holiday of Eid. He’d seen the news alerts about the shooting in Chattanooga and wanted to talk about it with Abdulazeez, who he assumed was still at his new job outside Nashville.
By that point, Abdulazeez was already dead.
Uhm. Yeah. Don’t YOU celebrate the Muslim holiday of Eid?! I know our president does. So.. nothing to do with Islam.
Just move along.
Nothing to see here.