Future Photos From The World Wide GOP Debate WrestleMania Battle!!

It’s here!! After weeks of near-orgasmic marketing and publicizing by CNN, the second GOP debate is tonight!! I was able to secure pictures from the debates from the future and bring them back to the past to share with you!!

Sadly, our camera survived the chrono-trip, but not the cassette tape recorder, so if you have suggestions for captions, leave em in the comments!!! And feel free to tweet the pics on your tweeters.

GOP Debate Lineup for Prime Time

The “prime-time” CNN debate kicks off at 8 p.m. ET. It features the 11 top candidates:

• Donald Trump
• Ben Carson
• Carly Fiorina
• Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush
• Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker
• Ohio Gov. John Kasich
• New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
• Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee
• U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz, R-TX
• U.S. Sen. Rand Paul, R-KY
• U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio, R-FL

GOP Debate Lineup for the “Kids’ Table”

An “undercard” debate will be held at 6 p.m. ET. It includes four candidates who failed to reach the top 10 in the polls but did meet CNN’s criteria for an average of 1% support in any three polls released between July 16 and Sept. 10:

• Former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum, R-PA
• Former New York Gov. George Pataki
• Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal
• U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-SC

LET’S GET READY TO RUMMMMBLLLE!!!!

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