New ‘Hillary Dancing’ Video Sparks Middle East Unrest, Called Crime Against Humanity
The Middle East has been flung into a catastrophic conflagration reminiscent of the scenes out of the book of Revelations after a video hit humanity like a giant meteor composed of brontosaurus dung, ebola, and fleshy fat mounds shed from Michael Moore’s back.
And no, I am not mexaggerating.
BEHOLD THE END DRAWETH NIGH:
Hillary Clinton DANCING on the ropeline pic.twitter.com/RzeeLgsdSe
— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) September 19, 2015
I am typing this carefully, as my eyes have melted from my sockets after witnessing the horror of Hillary dancing. Kinda reminds me of this:
Sweet Fancy Moses! #Seinfeld is finally on #hulu. Celebrate by tweeting us your #ElaineDance. http://t.co/stFQWiSL6X https://t.co/2XHmozcXe3 — hulu (@hulu) June 24, 2015
OK so, since I’m now blindly sopping up my soupy eyeballs with kleenex, and the apocalypse has arrived, I might as well do some shameless self-promotion!!
If you might be a visitor from the Drudge Report from my post hitting the top story today and you’re enjoying the site, do me a solid and share a post on Twitter, Facebook, carrier pigeon, butt tattoo, or on graffiti in your local beer hall bathroom wall. Thanks!!!
