Obama’s National Address On ISIS Was All About Defending ISLAM

Obama convened a national address tonight because apparently someone shoved some newspapers in his face on Friday to tell him to get off his ass and talk about the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil since 9/11.

And of course he spent all that time defending Islam:

Because the first priority of this administration, just like his Attorney General revealed, is to defend Islam.

I wonder why that is…

And then after his speech he’s gong off to party to show he means business:

But hey, we know that Obama is taking this terrorist threat seriously because he’s honoring the guy that gave us the Star Wars prequels tonight:

Seriously, Obama is the Jar Jar Binks of American presidents.

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