SCOOP! That Time Donald Trump Complained His Fingers Are Too Fat And Stubby On Twitter…
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but some on social media are taking to mocking Donald Trump’s weirdly stubby grubby-sausage fingers. I’ll get to the reason why in a little bit.
But here’s my MEXCLUSIVE SCOOP!!!
Donald Trump complained that his fingers are too fat and stubby on his own Twitter account!!
This is not a joke. This is a real tweet in his account. Not a hoax.
I think this might cost him the election.
Now here’s why everyone is making fun of his short stubby fingers:
From Vanity Fair:
Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump.
There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby.
The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.
I mean c’mon. Who holds onto a grudge over an insult made a quarter of a century ago!??!
I heard @realDonaldTrump tried to flip off someone once, but his fingers are so stubby, they thought he was waiving hello.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) January 27, 2016
Trump does.
Trump tried to do sneaky campaign mailers, but he just couldn't peel off the stamps with his hideously pudgy sausage fingers.
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) January 30, 2016
Don't think of Trump's fingers as being pudgy. It's more like they're dainty little digits with abnormal girth. #TrumpsPudgyFingers
— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 30, 2016
Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door OMG TINY SAUSAGES. pic.twitter.com/PZh7HtrcGk
— TrumpFingers (@TrumpFingers) January 28, 2016
The real reason @realDonaldTrump hates the Chinese: his fingers are so stubby he's never been able to make a chinese finger trap work.
— el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) January 27, 2016
What if Trump really got out of the draft because his pudgy little fingers couldn't actually reach to pull the trigger?
— Aaron Gardner (@Aaron_RS) January 30, 2016
It's like Legos taped to a potato #TrumpFingers pic.twitter.com/Ioeh9JcIGd
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 28, 2016
I’m talking about… 25 years of annoyance.
