Who WON The Debate?! Vote In The Only 100% Scientific Online Poll!!

Our scientists and statisticians were hard at work to compose the only 100% scientific online poll for tonight’s ABC Republican debate.

Behold the majesty:

WHO WON THE ABC DEBATE??!?!

BOOM!!! Hit it, gringos, and the homies too!!

UPDATE!!!

We are very grateful to Texas State Senator Konni Burton for 100% certifying and endorsing our 100% scientifically accurate online poll!!!

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I endorse this 100% Scientific Online poll. https://t.co/Jktlk9X0mY

— Konni Burton (@KonniBurton) February 7, 2016

You rock, Konni!!!

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