Trump Loses Only 100% Scientific Online GOP Debate Poll Bigtime

Yesterday I had all my staff anthropologists, sociologists, misanthropes and poll doctors come up with the ONLY 100% scientific poll about who won the Republican debate. Unlike the totally loser anti-scientific polls that SOME stubby-fingered vulgarians cite, this one is quite possibly even more than 100% accurate.

Here are the results so far:

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With 1,115 votes, this absolutely positively scientific online poll has an error margin of “nunya bizness,” the highest rating for margins of error recorded in human history.

This is very bad news for el Trumpo on SooperTuesday. Or should I say… SuperCRUZDAY?!?!?

Just kidding we’re all doomed.

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