Crazy Palin Will Help Defeat Paul Ryan Because He Won’t Support Cheeto-Faced Toupee Topped Moron

Ugh. Crazy Palin continues to make us regret we ever supported her this morning as she castigated Paul Ryan for daring to stand up to her cheeto-faced emperor Donald Trump.

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Palin says Ryan’s political career is over and that he must have resisted the Donald because “it screws” his opportunity to run for president himself in 2020. She can’t possibly believe that anyone would have a principled stand against Democrat Donald.

It’s bad enough that these moron Trump supporters demand we join the borg, but it sure is painful to have to hear this harpy shriek out, “resistance is futile!” in hers folksy nails-on-chalkboard voice.

She turned on Ted Cruz so quickly and viciously it was clear that she did it purely because el Trumpo brought her onto the campaign – probably because he made empty promises that she might be HIS VP too. I was disgusted. And yet she still defends McCain despite her current gimp-master completely insulting him. She’s only in this thing out of pure political self-interest.

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