TrumpBart Reports Spurious 6x Jump In Black Support For Trump, But Not What Happened Next

Donald Trump’s propaganda news outlet Breitbart News is spinning an amazing fantasy world for Trump supporters who enjoy swallowing blatantly obvious lies, and one has to do with black support for Trump.

A popular post of theirs took data from an unreliable online poll when every traditional polling outfit has Trump down significantly, and breathlessly reported on a supposed jump in black support:

The poll measured the attitudes of the same group of people over time, which accounts for the wild fluctuation they reported in black support for Trump. What they’re definitely not reporting is how he plummeted back to Earth in the poll after a few days:

There is a jump on the 16th from 4.8% to 14.1%, but then seven days later, it drops from 14% to 4.6%. There is no post reporting that his African-American support collapsed by nearly two thirds.

But even if there was, it would be meaningless. There is a good reason it’s fluctuating wildly – because it’s unreliable:

Important note about interpreting vote estimates in this poll or any other: Smaller sample sizes associated with subgroups tend to have correspondingly larger margins of error. This may result in more day-to-day fluctuations than are found in larger samples. Thus, appropriate caution should be used in interpreting relative differences between candidate votes, and in interpreting changes in each candidate’s vote over time in these charts.

And if you do the math of the daily 400 people polled, only about 50 people determine the black demographic. That means that one person can toss off the average by a full 2%.

Now what is more likely, that Trump’s support among blacks really jumped by SIX TIMES as much, or someone screwed up in this admittedly unreliable poll?

But that’s the kind of self-delusion you have to operate under to believe that Trump is “winning!” among minorities, or anyone else for that matter. It’s gonna be real ugly when the echo chamber collapses around these morons.

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Hannity And Coulter STILL Blaming #NeverTrump And GOP Establishment For Trump’s Schlonging!

In order to prove just how far up their own Obamas they have their heads, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity whined like crybabies that somehow everyone else is to blame for Trump getting schlonged by the worst Democrat candidate in a generation. Just like the liberal moron they support, they can’t take personal responsibility for the terrible nomination choice they made.

Watch below:

Sean Hannity, whose vocabulary consists of about 100 words, keeps repeating “if Hillary wins I am blaming them directly for their sabotage,” as if he’ll have a job after his gimpmaster gets trounced by Hillary. He’ll be “blaming” us into a tin can with a string attached to it while throwing footballs from the gutter once people realize he was in on the big con game.

The morons continue fanning each other’s dim wits in the next segment:

So it’s the Wall Street Journal that is crashing Trump’s campaign by forcing him to attack a Gold Star family and a judge of Mexican descent? Also it’s completely National Review’s fault that the idiot kept ripping into Ted Cruz and other Republicans instead of Hillary right after the convention. AND it was the “GOP establishment” that kept the infantile cretin from fundraising enough to spend on ads and campaign infrastructure.

But notice – Ann Coulter ADMITS that Trump made a mistake by supporting amnesty, it’s somehow National Review’s fault that this cheeto-faced idiot is plummeting?

These delusional idiots just can’t responsibility for foisting this damnable idiot on the Republican party and they’re panicking to blame someone else after telling us we were irrelevant and they didn’t need our votes. They have all the wit of a bowl of mashed maggots.

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Here Are The Most Tremendous Tweets Trump Made AGAINST Amnesty (Now He LOVES It!)

In case you missed the political atom bomb dropping last night, el Trumpo finally proved all of his detractors right by flip flopping on amnesty. He earlier said he was “softening” on letting illegals stay in America, and last night he admitted before a rabid Hannity audience that he would be OK with legalization as long as they paid back taxes.

In case you’re keeping score, that’s what JEB BUSH’s position was, it’s what Marco Rubio supported and later rejected, and it’s what Trump falsely accused Ted Cruz of supporting!!

And all of sudden he loves amnesty because he’s crapping himself over the terrible polling.

Well, just to rub some lemon juice in his paper cut, here are some of the best tweets he posted against amnesty – let me start with the best one:

That’s the very first tweet Trump sent out with the word “amnesty” in it, and wow, doesn’t it sound like a good argument against what he’s pushing now? LOL!!!

But he’s pushing it now to shore up minority support. Weird.

Yeah, Soros also financed Trump Towers. Weird he doesn’t mention that.

Unless you’re down in the polls!

Great question, amnesty-pusher! LOL!

If it’s NOT popular, then why are YOU pushing it when your polls are down?

From the guy who also wants single payer government healthcare! LOL!!

LOL! STOP AMNESTY!! SO that Trump can push it later!!

He also called Ben Carson a child molester – Carson is currently on his campaign and planning on stumping the African American community for Trump.

Wow. Isn’t is amazing how a soulless idiot can completely turn on everything he’s said for years just because a pollster tells him to? LOL!!

I guess principles DO come in handy on occasion, don’t they?!

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Trump Literally Polls Hannity’s Angry Mob On Whether To AMNESTY Or NOT Amnesty! LOL!

Everyone is freaking out now that we’ve discovered that Trump is a pro-amnesty RINO betraying scumbag. Well, to be fair, some of us knew that all along. But these morons are STILL backing him after he’s “softened” on the one issue that rocketed him into the nomination.

Here’s how he revealed his second softening to Sean Hannity’s mob of angry idiots:

So he doesn’t even know what his position is still – it’s to be determined! LOL!! How pathetic.

These are the morons who wailed against “traitorous” Republicans because they pushed immigration reform, and now they’re backing the exact same thing under this idiot! LOL!!

This shows the campaign is in complete disarray as Trump tries to do what Kellyanne Conways says will sway the polls, but also wants to hate-troll the entire world with Steve Bannon. Will there be any absolute statement on policy? I’m betting Trump will “pivot” back to an extreme position after seeing so much ridicule. The devil recoils from ridicule above all.

I wonder if Ann Coulter is going to shut down her book tour now like she said? I would go hound her on Twitter about it if I were you…

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Here Are All Of Ann Coulter’s Tweets Saying Trump Will Never Support Amnesty (He Just Did)

So now that Trump is doing what every single anti-Trump person was saying in the primaries and said he’s going to amnesty illegal aliens, it’s time to point and laugh at the morons who actually believed this blithering idiot of a con-man.

Oh look here’s queen of the morons, Ann Coulter!!

Yes, that’s a quote reportedly from her book, which she just started promoting and she just released. She looks so stupid now that she actually said she might cut short the book tour because he’s for amnesty! LOL!!!

Here are some awesome tweets from Ann Coulter:

That’s her saying an “earned path” is amnesty! That’s exactly what Trump is saying now:

Here she is saying Trump is better than Reagan because Trump won’t give us amnesty! LOL!!

How can people be so dumb!! LOL!!

Ah back when rabid Trumpers attacked Cruz for being pro-amnesty. He wasn’t. They lied, and believed a conman, and now he’s pushing amnesty! That’s what you get when you choose a sleezy conman over a principled constitutional conservative!

And he’s due to “soften” even more tonight!! 

Here are some edits I made to her book to make it more accurate in light of recent events:

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MORE Softening! Trump Says NO AMNESTY But Legalization With Back Taxes! (Which Is Amnesty)

Get ready for every Trumper to scream that “legalization with back taxes” is not amnesty when they were ready to hang anyone a few months ago for saying it. Now that Trump is saying it, it’s just genius:

Here’s the quote from Politico:

Trump was asked by Fox News host Sean Hannity in an interview scheduled to air Wednesday night if he would amend his previous pledge to remove all illegal immigrants from the U.S. to include an exception for undocumented immigrants who have not committed other crimes.

“No citizenship,” Trump responded. “Let me go a step further — they’ll pay back-taxes, they have to pay taxes, there’s no amnesty, as such, there’s no amnesty, but we work with them.”

Now look, every pro-Trump idiot who was screeching about you can’t trust politicians on immigration a few months ago should be angry about this. But words have no meanings and these people show they have absolutely no principles – as long as they can say they “won” it doesn’t matter if they elect a left-wing idiot who’s voting in Democrat policies.

Remember, we warned them about this in the primaries, but no one was listening:

“Now, everybody agrees we get the bad ones out,” he continued. “But when I go through and I meet thousands and thousands of people on this subject, and I’ve had very strong people come up to me, really great, great people come up to me, and they’ve said, ‘Mr. Trump, I love you, but to take a person who’s been here for 15 or 20 years and throw them and their family out, it’s so tough, Mr. Trump.’ I have it all the time! It’s a very, very hard thing.”

This is like… exactly Obama’s policy right now. He says he’s deporting the criminal aliens and allowing the ones who haven’t broken additional laws to stay. Congrats morons!!

As a victim of Trumpers continually transgressing against the definitions of words, I knew eventually that he would misuse the definitions of words to screw them over too. And here we are.

Here’s the first “softening” of Trump yesterday…

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Trump Says He Is ‘SOFTENING’ On AMNESTY For Illegals!

The Trump saga on illegal immigration and amnesty is like a tennis match on a roller coaster – it’s all over the place!! After denying that he promised some Hispanic group he’d be open to amnesty, now it looks like he’s saying he’s open to it:

From the Texas Tribune:

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump says he is open to a “softening” in laws dealing with people who are in the country illegally, offering a pivot away from the hardline immigration views he espoused throughout the primaries.

Trump made the remarks during a taping Tuesday afternoon of a town hall in Austin with Fox News host Sean Hannity.

“Is there any part of the law that you might be able to change that would accommodate those people that contribute to society, have been law-abiding, have kids here?” Hannity asked. “Would there be any rule in your mind?”

“There certainly can be a softening because we’re not looking to hurt people,” Trump said in his response. “We want people — we have some great people in this country.”

This was the principle reason that many propelled him into victory in the primaries, and it sounds like Kellyanne Conway is forcing him to pivot away from it. Pretty amazing, but that’s what you get when you’re negotiating with a con man.

Remember, Ted Cruz was the only candidate who favored deporting all illegals and letting them get to the back of the line for legal immigration. But voters decided to put their faith into this cheeto-faced moron instead. Enjoy your Trumpnesty, morons!!

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POLL PIVOTS Into YUGE 12-POINT Hillary Lead! Trump Hardest Hit!

It looks like the Donald’s ill-fated and very brief pivot didn’t do much to convince voters – a new Reuters poll has the highest support for Hillary they’ve seen since the election began:

Wow. Is Trump tired of “winning” yet?

From Reuters:

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton leads Republican rival Donald Trump by 12 percentage points among likely voters, her strongest showing this month, according to a Reuters/Ipsos opinion poll released on Tuesday.

The Aug. 18-22 poll showed that 45 percent of voters supported Clinton, while 33 percent backed Trump ahead of the Nov. 8 election.

Clinton, the former U.S. secretary of state, has led Trump, a New York businessman, throughout most of the 2016 campaign. But her latest lead represents a stronger level of support than polls indicated over the past few weeks. Earlier in August, Clinton’s lead over Trump ranged from 3 to 9 percentage points in the poll.

The poll also found that about 22 percent of likely voters would not pick either candidate. That lack of support is high compared with how people responded to the poll during the 2012 presidential election between Democratic President Barack Obama and Republican Mitt Romney.

The poll was taken right up until yesterday, so it would have taken into account Americans’ attitudes reflecting how they felt about his “pivot.” Are we in “freefall” territory yet? I mean, how badly does Trump has to do in the polls before Trumpers quit whining that it’s just “skewed” polling? Twenty points? Thirty points? It looks like we just might find out…

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Fox News A ‘SEX-FUELED Playboy Mansion-Like CULT’ – Andrea Tantaros Lawsuit Accuses O’Reilly, Ailes


The New York Times has the pretty awful details alleged in Andrea Tantaros’ lawsuit against Fox News.

Buckle up, hide your kids and hide your wife, because this one is durty, friends:

The suit by Ms. Tantaros, filed in New York State Supreme Court in Manhattan, is the latest round in a contentious volley that began in late winter, when Fox claimed she had breached her employment contract by writing a book without receiving network approval.

“Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny,” Ms. Tantaros’s suit says.

Wow. Again, the movie Idiocracy predicts the near future when they thought they were looking at the far future. Tantaros accuses Bill O’Reilly in addition to Ailes of unwanted advances:

During arbitration, Mr. Burstein said, Fox News offered to pay her a sum “in the seven figures” if she renounced claims against Mr. Ailes and others at the network, including the host Bill O’Reilly. According to the lawsuit, Ms. Tantaros said she had been subjected to unwelcome advances from Mr. O’Reilly, whom she had regarded as a friend and adviser.

She also alleges that Fox News has Twitter sock puppet accounts to harass their own employees!

Ms. Tantaros also claimed in the lawsuit that she was the subject of humiliating posts by pseudonymous accounts on Twitter known as “sock puppets” that she says were instigated by the Fox News publicity department.

Makes you wonder what else they use those sock puppet accounts for. I had been researching some rumors about Tantaros and saw a lot of odd tweets about her, but nothing substantive – now I think I was looking at Fox News sock puppets designed to intimidate her and spread vicious rumors.

Mr. Ailes called her back for similar sessions in December 2014 and February 2015, the lawsuit charges, and when she continued to rebuff him, she encountered hostility from the Fox News publicity department. In the February meeting, she said, Mr. Ailes talked about how she would look in a bikini, and accused her of ending a long-term relationship because she had been merely using the man. The episode brought her to tears, the lawsuit states. She said the sole interview arranged by the publicity department during that period was with a writer for a blog controlled by Fox, who asked about her breasts and if she was difficult to work with.

Read the entire harrowing article at the New York Times. 

Remember, these are all allegations. They could all be true, or all false, or anywhere in-between. But given how many people have come out of the woodwork to accuse Ailes, and previous sexual harassment allegations against O’Reilly, I’m more inclined to believe Andrea than not…

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Dan Bongino Goes FULL TRUMP In Profanity-Laced Recorded Phone Call

IN a very long but incredibly entertaining call, Dan Bongino absolutely loses it and rips into Politico reporter Marc Caputo over an article he says is being unfair to him.

The audio is chock full of threats and profanity, so make sure to increase the volume level so your children can listen clearly:

Wow. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything like that in politics. To be fair to Dan, Marc definitely goes into trolling and insult mode, but the profanity is shocking coming from someone running for elected office. No matter how unfair a reporter is being, you lose it like this and I don’t think the voters are going to respond positively.

Also, it appears that Dan doesn’t realize that Marc had told him the call was going to be recorded because he did so on Twitter and not at the beginning of the call.

I can’t help but notice that he uses a LOT of Trump “tactics” in the phone call. He goes immediately on the attack against the reporter and the media. He starts in on the personal insults, including the “my audience is bigger than yours” Donaldian taunt. He repeats “loser” over and over as if it’s a magical mantra to ward off biased media. And then he compares his bigly manly testosterone levels to belittle Caputo. This is about as Trumpy as you can get.

And was all of this necessary? He could have simply said, “I believe the newspaper is running a series of propaganda against me, and this was just the latest attack” and left it at that. In a podcast he released later, he says he’s never had a problem with Caputo before, and yet doesn’t offer anything like an apology about what he said.

I do like Dan Bongino, but this seems like a mistake on his part. What do y’all think? Let us know in the comments.

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The Pivot Candidate Trump Tweets Threat, Insults To Morning Joe And Mika!!

Apparently el Trumpo didn’t like the coverage he’s receiving on “Morning Joe” this morning, and although Kellyanne Conway rushed to tackle him on his way to his iPhone to tweet, Steve Bannon ran her down and cheered him on as he killed the precious “pivot”:

Far be it from me to disagree with the Donald about his pretty dead on assessment of Mika Brzezinski, but what happened to the toning down and pivoting?

He didn’t stop there:

Wow. There have been a lot of rumors flying around about Mika and Joe having extracurricular activities after her recent divorce, but leave it to Trump to drag his presidential campaign into the celeb gossip gutter.

Joe Scarborough rose up to defend his girlfriend:

And then retweeted this:

Oh and by the way, here’s his new pivot campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway, saying Trump doesn’t insult people!!

LOL!! It’s almost like he specifically goes out of his way to humiliate those who go out to lie for his sake!! It’s tremendous and fantastic.

Bye bye, presidential pivot!! We hardly knew ye!!!

UPDATE: I had to do this photoshop – Trump loves to read the story about the snake and a tender-hearted woman at his rallies. Like with nearly everything else, he’s just projecting his vices onto his political enemies.

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‘Beholden To No One’ Trump Owes $650 MILLION To China, And Goldman Sachs!!

An investigation by the New York Times revealed another aspect of Trump’s scam that many suspected – he is heavily in debt despite barking that he can’t be bought by anyone during the primaries.

…an investigation by The New York Times into the financial maze of Mr. Trump’s real estate holdings in the United States reveals that companies he owns have at least $650 million in debt — twice the amount than can be gleaned from public filings he has made as part of his bid for the White House. The Times’s inquiry also found that Mr. Trump’s fortunes depend deeply on a wide array of financial backers, including one he has cited in attacks during his campaign.

This follows the familiar pattern – Trump projects the sins he commits on his competitors all the time. While saying that his opponents were puppets who had been bought and sold by business interests, he himself is in debt to those same interests.

For example, an office building on Avenue of the Americas in Manhattan, of which Mr. Trump is part owner, carries a $950 million loan. Among the lenders: the Bank of China, one of the largest banks in a country that Mr. Trump has railed against as an economic foe of the United States, and Goldman Sachs, a financial institution he has said controls Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee, after it paid her $675,000 in speaking fees.

Here are some examples:

Who do you trust more – a candidate beholden to the Koch Brothers, or one who owes China and Goldman Sachs millions? And what will he do for those he’s indebted to if he gets his tiny shrimpy fingers on the levers of power?

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People Are Posting All The Terrible Things Kellyanne Conway Said About Trump Just Weeks Ago

It was a little surprising to find out that Kellyanne Conway was hopping onto the Trump train after months of beating down the con man, so people are posting videos of what she said about him just a few weeks back.

Here she is saying he should release his taxes:

Here she is talking about his “conservative apostasies” and how he built his business on the back of the little guy:

More on hurting regular people through eminent domain or not paying his contracts:

Here she is shutting down Scottie Nell Hughes and calling him “vulgar” for hurling personal insults:

Ugh the more I see these the less I think of her.

Someone put this together:

Here’s when she criticized him for mocking Cruz’s wife.

Ah well. I guess Trump tossed enough money her way to bury her principles and strongly held beliefs.

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